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i logged in for the first time in years and i’m gonna puke this is so embarrassing

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illumahottie

Omg

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i am in physical pain delete this immediately

neurodivergent-crow

IM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS BLESS YOU OP

disneyfeverdaily

Ratatouille (2007)

dir. Brad Bird

tindershwinder

And they say romance is dead

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whiskeywhitemage

god imagine getting it served up on a platter like this and just going

standingattheedge

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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

marimopet

what does this say in english

merinnan

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

merinnan

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

star-spangled-jackass

thank you

you-or-your-memory

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

flubz

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

operationsc

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

memewhore

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

azaambie

RIP Ian ‘Lemmy’ Kilmister

1945 -2015

Born to lose, lived to win.

sixpenceee

Arrested for protesting segregation

thenatsdorf

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

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“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”

crtter

I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”