Balls Deep In A Panic Attack

Name's Lauren. I have basically given up 🙃I quite like Sherlock though

[nowherestocks]

IMPORTANt (sort of) If anyone wants to keep following me I've moved to @Caustic-Oranj so if yous need me I'm over there 🤗

[nowherestocks]

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☀️- tell us a story about your dayIdk when this was sent but today I got pretty wreked, went out for a meal, played some guitar and that was about it. Who was this lmao?

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

[here-there-be-lesbians]

Reblog to thank the void

[ruinedchildhood]

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

[patchworktiger]

@thedarkcrystal1982

[theweirdwideweb]

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[arctic-hands]

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[h1234567890-deactivated]

why have i never seen an irl pic of erika moen till now. she looks like she’s from whoville

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

Is no one gonna talk about the toys she has in the back

[borzboy-deactivated20180510]

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

A DILDO WHAT NOW

[zentropista]

[struthio]

Where’s the cat

[primaveren]

this is the original they photoshopped in the cat

[struthio]

put it back

[thelifeoftyran]

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[nowherestocks]

Hmu lads

[narcotic]

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

[weaksorry]

can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

[glitter-god]

2016 felt like 50 yrs and 2017 has felt like 3 days

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[jammerlee]

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

[joetheyarharpirate-deactivated2]

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

[pinkmet-al]

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

[massivelimestonecube]

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

[jami-c]

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.