video games are nice

|| Dani | they/he || I like uhhh Naruto and Fire Emblem

[daniemblem]

some thoughts I’ve been having recently

(the post in question if anyone’s curious)

[daniemblem]

I have a consultation date! It’s far in the future but it’s progress <3

[daniemblem]

The response I’ve gotten to this post was bigger than I’d ever imagined… usually personal art like this doesn’t get much attention in my experience, but I’m so glad that it struck a chord with so  many of you (and I’m sorry for making y’all cry). We just have to stay strong for a bit longer! The future may be uncertain, or take a bit too long to get here, but I promise that it will come. Just stick around until then <3

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[herpsandbirds]

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[what-even-is-thiss]

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

[amorphousmassofflesh]

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

[kde-plasma-official]

have u tried killing and birthing your kid again?

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

I work in landscaping and the image of having to move snails out of my way but now they’re big™️ is cracking me up

[hallohartje]

Inuyoshi (IG: @wanwanbobo)

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies