enskii

BI :D he/him, born in '02, just trying my best :)

[kocalls]

[brikkets]

i need to draw susie more often

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[sandmandaddy69]

[thecryptkeeper]

[sacred-portal]

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[homunculus-argument]

Outfit concept: A backpack with a text on the inner side (the area highlighted in red)

and the text is as big as it can be and says

DO YOU SEE THE BACKPACK GUY?

and a shirt/jacket with a text on the back, in big matching letters, that says

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BACKPACK?

[dogpuppy]