#if I saw a Sturgeon I'd call it Theodore
every sturgeon petting tank must have an honorary theodore!
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#if I saw a Sturgeon I'd call it Theodore
every sturgeon petting tank must have an honorary theodore!
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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Go forth. Be free.
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My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
There's a whole generation of kiddos who spent formative years isolated during COVID. They never learned basic social skills like this, and now they're teenagers & young adults.
Combine that with the phenomenon of iPad kids and we're rapidly losing the ability to co-exist peacefully as a society.
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it absolutely breaks my heart that we only get to spend one book with the little wizard girl esk. she is simply the character of all time. 9yrs old, autistic, turns her brother into a pig, sets off on her own adventures the moment granny’s back is turned - at least twice. literally just ‘oh i guess im on my own now’ gonna go across the world
i really wanted to hear about her studies and innovations and shenanigans !
found this screenshot on trekcore while making more textposts and omg they're so adorable here. Especially Bones
Im trying to figure out how to draw him
July 22, 2016 was ten years ago?? That can't be right...
Happy 10th anniversary, Star Trek Beyond
Actually, fuck the myth of the Tower of Babel. The real beautiful utopia where we can all finally truly understand each other doesn't lie in sameness or uniformity, it lies in the giant and digital Rosetta Stone we are going to build and broadcast across the entire world
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cool how you can download a video game from 10 years ago and it looks good and runs well. and you don't even have to pay a hundred dollars for it
you don't even have to pay for it
im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this
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before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size