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[goldrushzukka]

im obsessed w the fact that uquiz was originally intended to be used by business professionals and now it’s just gay people asking each other to pick song lyrics

[abandonrun]

the carrd effect

[persephinae]

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

[pointnclickadventuregame]

has tumblr heard of the ‘salmon chaos’ happening in taiwan yet

[pointnclickadventuregame]

https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1373281874013999111

‘Taiwan was engulfed in “salmon chaos” (鮭魚之亂) this week as more than 300 people legally changed their names to “salmon” (鮭魚) to take advantage of a promotion at a Taiwanese sushi chain.’

‘The Chinese word for salmon (鮭魚) is pronounced “gui yu.” People with a Chinese character in their name pronounced “gui” or “yu” got 10% off, people with two characters pronounced “gui” and “yu” got 50% off, and people with the exact same characters for salmon ate for free.’

‘Sushiro required a national ID card as evidence, but it turns out it’s extremely easy and cheap to legally change your name in Taiwan. It only costs ~$3 US ($80 NTD). This led dozens to rush out and change their names, like this person, who changed their name to “Salmon Liu.”

‘While many simply renamed themselves “Salmon,” others got more creative, such as “Whirlpool Naruto Salmon Xie” (謝渦鳴人鮭魚) and “Die (like salmon) Together Pan” (潘同鮭魚盡), punning on the Chinese idiom for “perish together” (同歸於盡). 5/’

‘One certain Mr. Chen decided to put a whole bunch of other food in his new name as well (in case of future promotions?), becoming the nearly untranslatable “陳愛台灣鮑鮪鮭魚松葉蟹海膽干貝龍蝦和牛肉美福華君品晶華希爾頓凱薩老爺.” ‘

‘Tragedy also struck for some Salmon Gang members, such as this medical student, who did not realize that Tawainese law only allows people to change their name three times ever. Out of name changes, he is stuck with his new name, “Salmon Dream Chang.” ‘

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[appleciders]

the sheer comedy of icarly having an episode where spencer’s having problems dating women while wearing this shirt

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

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[willfully]

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

[lady-byleth]

lost in the sauce

[petr1kov]

what is it called, again…? (x)

[babyanimalgifs]

Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

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[lileewink]

[rpmaniac]

This is also common practice in Sweden. Dairy cows are kept indoors during the winter, then released into their pasture in spring. The kosläpp (release of the cows) is an annual event usually open to visitors. There’s even an expression derived from it.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s so marvelous to me that humans make an annual event of gathering around specifically to watch cows experience joy. the humans are excited that the cows are excited, to the point they make sure the human kids get front row seats, cause they know the kids will be extra excited. there is so much vicarious joy here. how remarkable a world, where we do things specifically for the pleasure of seeing other people and creatures happy.

[sweetpinkthing]

Humans are good and like seeing other creatures happy it turns out

[tomokazu-sexual]

This scene is so funny and absurd at the same time!

Miyano Mamoru beatboxing a second time after Zombieland Saga!

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[anakinsadwalker]

🥺🥺🥺

[hasbrotoys]

imagine you participated in a failed coup against the US government and the FBI partnered with Olive Garden to identify you via your tiktok video and you get arrested and charged with a federal felony and lose your pasta pass

[hasbrotoys]

[paxamericana]

[aleatoryw]

Monsterfucker alignment chart! created because i was having an internal debate if Roxanne Ritchie is a monsterfucker. the answer is kind of.

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[untitled4023]

@lokisbeignet this caused my brain to shutdown

[marrowmoiselle]

The ferocious hunter.

[elagabalus]