i'm forgetting out of here

ryan! he/him baybee✨, 23

[tatumsdrawing]

Telling myself it’ll be worth it as I come to realize how big of an undertaking painting my cabinets is

[tatumsdrawing]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

9/15 DONE

GOD

I’ve been working on these (off and on) for 3 DAYS

[grandfathertime]

The following are Palestinians that have reached out to me in the last several days in need of urgent support. If you have any dispensable income, even a dollar or two, please consider redistributing it to these campaigns. If you do not, please pass along this and other similar posts.

Link to Google Sheet of Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraisers, researched and created by @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi, referenced below.

Link to B&W Campaigns, researched and created by volunteer collective Bees & Watermelons (IG, @/beesandwatermelons), referenced below.

Assist in evacuating my family from the war in Gaza. | Post | #166 on Google Sheet - €20,935 / €50,000

Help Ahmed Jehad and his newborn survive! | #171 on B&W Campaigns - $270 CAD / $40,000 CAD

Help me and my family escape the war in Gaza | Post | Verified by @/90-ghost - €4,307 / €45,000

Save Ahmed and His Family in Gaza | Post | Multiply-verified, including by @/90-ghost - $15,040 / $20,000

Help Palestine and Family Survive the Gaza Crisis | Post | Verified by @/90-ghost - $8,057 / $40,000

Help little children of Gaza stay safe and alive! | Post | #144 on Google Sheet - $32,020 / $35,000

Help us build new hope for me and my family | Post | Mulitply-verified, including by @/90-ghost - €25,424 / €50,000

Help my family to get out of Gaza | Verified by @/90-ghost - $9,736 CAD / $50,000 CAD

Help Asmaa to continue school outside of gaza | Post | Verified by @/90-ghost - $2,085 / $50,000

[num3rais]

🥺👉👈

[num3rais]

drew my partner and i as NITW guys :) gay people stay winning

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_playlist

[snapscube]

two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

[paingrymcicepack]

honest to god I think I found the funniest thing on this damn site 

[toxiccaves]

[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[toastbutteregg]

this is the end

[coolhandofagirl]

yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[kitchenscene]

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

[kickaz]

Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #310

you may spill a tear or two

[chubbymon]

Ok. Cool. Just fuck my morning up. Break my heart. Nice.

[cosmicastrogazer]

It’s okay I wasn’t using that heart anyway.

[flavoracle]

OK, I know this is heartbreaking, but it’s still really important. Because even with heroes like Peter Parker who do their best to make the world a better place, there will still be tragedy and heartache and the people they help may still get hurt. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING.

What matters is that we do our best and keep trying to help people. Because the greatest and most powerful act that heroes do isn’t saving people, it’s inspiring people to become heroes themselves.

[diligentpsychopomp]

Two pages got left out in the middle there. Peter goes after those guys who killed the kid because they thought he brought the cops on them.

A non-quipping Spider-Man dropping down on you is probably the most terrifying thing a bad guy will ever see in their life.

[fatpikachupics]

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels

[htjmfisherman]

DnD Handbook: Drow…extrEMLY evil

Every Drow PC: Drama-thirsty fashion-forward goth

[strawbebbynya]

DnD/Pathfinder Handbook: Goblins….. Unrepentantly evil……

Every Goblin PC: chaotic good hongry child

[trial-by-combat]

I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH BETTER THIS POST GOT

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[anonbeadraws]

 a personal comic about haircuts and being queer and not realising your body isn’t really yours until you buy a pair of hair clippers  That’s my experience anyway

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