number one oracle

josephine | 19 | she/her/hers | divine prophet | hot stuff |

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hi ladies and gentle men!

welcome to blog. i am so glad to be here with you. you may call me O Divine Oracle or just Oracle but i will also accept josephine. i will now provide you with some guidelines so that peace and harmony may prosper.

rule number 1: love and kindness.

if you guys fucking bully eachother or anyone else i’m gonna crash out. everyone should be kind enough to each other that we wouldn’t mind kissing on the lips.

blog angel number: 616.

yes like azealia banks 212. the angel number will bring u love and joy.

i don’t do readings

i just know everything. never doubt me

ask me anything

and i mean that. i have nothing to hide and you should not feel you need to either. i give great advice.

dni if:

u do not wish to lead ur life in joy. u are a cheater (not on tests only on partners). u hate gay ppl. u hate trans ppl. u hate poc. idk if they even exist on this website but i dont fucks with trump supporters genuinely do not even try. u identify as an incel. ur pro life. ur a cishet boy and u liked prisoners (2013).

some fun facts about me! when i’m done everyone else pls share!!!

1. my favorite color is pink 2. my favorite icecream is mint chip 3. my super smash bros main is zero suit samus bc she’s hot. 4. depression is scared of me

kisses xoxoxo

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scene in ep 23 with kc and caleb: kc just speaking anything off of his chest thinking they were homeboys and caleb was the only guy in the villa that actually liked him and caleb clearly just wants someone to spot him

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batman comes home to ME and the eyeliner stays ON

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i’m allowed to aesthetically lounge by the pool in my bikini bc i’m severely depressed. hope this helps

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i’m at the boy kisser police detective competition and it’s jake peralta vs shawn spencer

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rereading best friends brother as a barista now and ts is infinitely funnier. bro is just like me fr

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i don’t participate in heated rivalry but i do think someone should edit shane hollander to hollaback girl

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a great thing to do if you can’t fall asleep is to take a shower. it’s very effective because you take -15 iron deficiency damage and it’s very nice to be wrapped up in a towel like you’re a baby afterwards

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mean thought of the day:

sometimes i’m like ughhh science is so hard i hate it and then i think abt how some of my opps would barely even be able to understand ts if they tried

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would love to see shawn hatosy and josh o’connor play one sexy sexy father-son duo

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lesbian soft dom natasha romanoff u mean the whole entire world to me

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yo they gotta up production at the yuri factory why tf do we live in a capitalist society if we’re not mass producing girl on girl

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i will say what a win of a year it’s been for sapphics so far. like yes heated rivalry but at the same time canon background garsantos canon franchaela the hunting wives happened robin buckley got a shittily written gf but it was still the only canon queer ship in the show they made wicked even gayer like we’re eating good food. however i will not rest until half of the most popular fictional couples are girl on girl that is my mission for the world

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very excited for bridgerton s5 inshallah they scissor 🙏🙏

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“we want complex characters” and then they can’t even handle trinity santos

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community reboot but instead of chevy chase pierce is now dead and an ai chatbot

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say wtver the fuck u want about me im 19 driving on the highway at night windows down playing sexy boy on the radio gtfo