Counting on You

A place for inccorrect quotes, maybe asks, and general fun involving the numbers we've known about since the begining except in a human form

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[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

it's because 21 resolves to 3 which is the number of the self-penetrating androgyne while 56 resolves to 11 resolves to 2 which is the tension of unsynthesized difference. 2 has no resolution except through 3 which destroys it, much like how the pope described the transsexual as the subject which induces total existential annihilation in the nuclear heterosexual form

[lesbianbloodritual]

I was going to say this as well.

[numberspersonified]

this is all 100% correct

[numberspersonified]

"I don't really know what the economy is..."

-Ten, on debate team whilst Eight stares at him in conflicted horror and disbelief

[numberspersonified]

One: You a Betta Male, bro?

Zero: No I'm... Wait, did you say 'Beta' like secondary, or 'Betta' like the tropical fish?

One: ...

One: I think you are beautiful, yet dangerous

Zero: Kiss me

[rottentiger-art]

Only ship dynamic that matters

[numberspersonified]

Saw the flower/hight difference and yeah, this is Seven and Three

[numberspersonified]

Happy pride month guys, here are some cute pics of the 1 x 0 boyfriends

[numberspersonified]

Three: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy! Where I rob people and scatter human teeth on their bed!

Four, not looking up: A Dentist

Seven: 0-0

Seven: I don't know what your dentist is doing but I think you need to go to the police

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Three: Babe, Babe, Babe, do the thing!

Seven: *Smiles*

Three, Breathless: Oh my god

[numberspersonified]

Two: I am a lesbiab

Two: I am a lesbiam

Two: I am a Less Bien

Two: *Unintelligible gurgling*

Six, walking by and patting Two's shoulder: It's okay, take your time

[numberspersonified]

One: Victory is contagious!

Three: You must have been vaccinated

[numberspersonified]

Zero!

[numberspersonified]

Two: My sister did NOT conduct experiments on me

Five: I know, I know...

Five: ... but seriously tell me the truth

Two: *Sigh* alright, I had a magnetic device implanted in my head

Five: I knew it! ... what's it do?

Two: It attracts... gullible boys

Five: Cool! Does it work?

Two: It's working right now B)

[numberspersonified]

Massage Therapist: I'm gonna leave the room, you undress to your comfort level

Seven: *Puts on sweater and corduroy pants*

Massage Therapist, after coming back: ???

Seven: I feel safe :)

[numberspersonified]

One: My dad's coming in to town and we're going out to dinner tonight

Two: Why are you going to dinner with him, he hasn't visited you since you were like a baby

One: He's a busy guy

Two: You're mom had just died

One: Geez, thanks for bringing that up, what's your problem with my dad

Two: I'm just being wary, he abandoned you and your brothers when you a baby, and he's been letting us down ever since

One: Us?

Two: I think of you as a brother, One, so when he abandoned you, he abandoned us

[numberspersonified]

**Bird Watching**

Five: I think that's a hawk

Three: No, that's a paragrine falcon

Five: How do you know that?

Three: One attacked me as a small child

Seven: That's horrifying!

Three: don't worry, it did not win :)

[numberspersonified]

Eight: is there something wrong with Four, he seems in a bad mood

Two: I don't know, it's hard to read him

~Earlier~

Two: You okay Four? Tough weekend?

Four, deadpanning: I went on vacation with my family. I got to try weaving hats with my sister, and swam with the stingrays, I have never been happier

[numberspersonified]

One: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad

Two: Sure!

One: *Fracking leaves*

Two: Ha ha ha, comedy Ō-Ō

[numberspersonified]

Eleven: I know you snuck out last night, One

One, internally: Play dumb

One: Who's One?

One, internally: Not that dumb!