ISABELLA

scorpio 21

[thebootydiaries]

don’t kill urself babygirl

[thebootydiaries]

ur dying ? without me ? aha what would u do if I hugged u rn

[meatthawsmoth]

[kylehasatumblr]

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

[inh-the-void]

[sacred-portal]

[ruletogether]

[hollanovstims]

all of tumblr rn

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

[twinsfawn]

yeah

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

[bullyfemme]

I got clowned on.

[russiansandgod]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

[henbayne]

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

[homestuck]

no

[homofungus-deactivated20190930]

yes

[thebootydiaries]

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.

english is their first language: hte fuckign

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[thetomska]

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

[hunigi]

Very well very well noted

[omen-the-undying-kaizoku]

[barbidreamdumpster-deactivated2]

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

[bidyke]

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

As an ace i second that^

[geardrops]

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

[wickedwithwings]

I’ve heard that some Aces like myself are also willing to take fifty or even one hundred dollars so don’t be afraid if you need to go higher. 

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[fucktgisshitok-blog]

Get thee to an emergency room

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek