Numbug's Blog!

Bizz buzz, I am the great Numbug! This is my blog, where I reblog pretty much anything that I like. I rarely tag, so if you're avoiding spoilers, I advise against following me.

[numbugwritingblog]

Numbug’s Shared Heroic Universe Collection

Every story that’s a part of this setting will be stored here for the sake of ease of access and organisation

The Miracle Mind of Serene, the Tale of a Girl and a Ghost Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Welcome to the New Realm! Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Just Your Ordinary Invincible Bystander Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Mousetrapped: in the New Realm Chapter 1

Vote for the next chapter!

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[ultharkitty]

Adults too

[tariah23]

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is

what pokemon is #666

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

B O W  B E F O R E  Y O U R  D A R K  O V E R L O R D

[theonetheonlyanak]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[duchessvongooseberg]

[argumate]

Men aren’t the only ones disappointed in the president’s performance. Women’s support for Trump has cratered over the course of his second administration, too. But the decline in men’s Trump approval has been much more dramatic. At the time of the 2025 inauguration, Trump was already underwater among women, who gave him a net approval rating of −5. In the year and a half since, women’s approval fell 29 points to its nadir at the beginning of July.

By contrast, men began Trump’s second term in clear favor of the president. When he took office, his net approval rating among men was about +17. It’s fallen 39 points since then, a sign that a great number of people who helped propel Trump into office on a popular-vote victory are growing displeased with their chosen leader.

American Men Redemption Arc

[argumate]

In all likelihood, most men aren’t turning against Trump because they’ve cleared the cobwebs from their eyes and are coming to see the president as a cruel, corrupt, mayhem-inducing grifter. The draw of an avowedly male-supremacist president has not lost its power. But there may be a force at play with an even firmer hold on the American man: gas prices. One Trump-voting man told the Wall Street Journal that he can now afford only enough gas for essential car trips. “I regret it,” he said of his vote for Trump. Another said he is using his boat less these days due to expensive fuel. (Who will think of the boat owners?!)

American Men Revillainisation Arc

[sztupy]

A proper Revolution would need the burger prices to go up as well

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[aerial-jace]

14. Do what my daughter wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law. Love under will.

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[tomlivingspace]

tumblr warrior cats fan: i love complex female characters.

ivypool: hi im—

tumblr warrior cats fan: oh not that one. I hope she dies violently actually.

[tomlivingspace]

people hate me for this one because characters are only complex if they're dovewing apparently?

[lizardsfromspace]

Black Panther is the part of the MCU that will age best bc of its status as a mostly-disconnected subseries whose director has a unusual amount of creative control and that exists in a thematic context beyond brand synergy. Like at some point when the MCU becomes a curiosity and subject of vague nostalgia (and people probably like a few of the Avengers movies but devoid of the context) Black Panther is going to transition into just being "that trilogy Ryan Coogler did"

[lizardsfromspace]

The year 2050, when some teen on the cybernet posts "whoa did anyone know there was this HUGE series of movies based on superheroes that were ALL CONNECTED??? Like a holochip show for MOVIES???"

[vruba]

“I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is condescending. Yes, Nigerians struggle with floods or infant mortality. But these same Nigerians also deal with mundane and seemingly luxurious hassles. Connectivity issues on your BlackBerry, cost of car repair, how to sync your iPad, what brand of noodles to buy: Third World problems. All the silly stuff of life doesn’t disappear just because you’re black and live in a poorer country. People in the richer nations need a more robust sense of the lives being lived in the darker nations. Here’s a First World problem: the inability to see that others are as fully complex and as keen on technology and pleasure as you are.”

— Teju Cole  (via feminizt)

[sexybritishllama]

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[satsekhem]

I don't know who needs to read this but Wep Ronpet is closer than you think.