Just got to do our best

The Sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[almondcroissantsandink]

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[edgycarr0t]

Do you think I made Adrian too small

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Grace... avoided talking about all the animals sent to space first. Flies being the absolute first, followed by like... very through testing. Which makes sense. Easier to just skip all the leadup to "all the explosions until we leave orbit".

But I don't go here but does Rocky how humans made some of their medicine or medical treatments? "Scraping mold" or "oh its poison but in super tiny doses" or "radiation exposure (ex: chemo or x-ray)" would just... raise even more questions on how the hell humans lived.

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[loomka]

"I am keeping them."

270825

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

[meliohy]

Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness

[poltergeist-404]

Based on this tweet!

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[souperluminal]

05.25 - Golden

[gremlinservant]

Rocky: Amaze amaze! Grace and Rocky go home together!!

Grace: Yeah!! And I can meet other Eridians!

Rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in forty years: okay I think we need to talk

[yurasart]

my friends breaking and bad

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]