Coffee Coated Bullshit

Due to some unsavory people, I've switched accounts! Shoot me a message if you wanna keep in touch and I will let ya know my new URL

[shounenoujo]

Aoba Seragaki more like

[nutcasecaptain]

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

me: well they turned into a cunt

[himemiyasanthy]

nezumi/shion + touch

[nutcasecaptain]

I was having such a good night, and then suddenly

BOOM

Lonely as fuck

[youthful-sinner]

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

[cool-bone]

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

[nutcasecaptain]

WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

[m3lodigression]

[cremblr]

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[nakanear]

I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

[bri3395]

I’m on a mission now to find this book

[nutcasecaptain]

Overheard at AnimeNEXT

Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

(Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)

Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.

[nutcasecaptain]

Finally ordered some contacts for Noiz so I can stop doing shitty GIMP edits! :D

also debating on getting the other side of my lip pierced... It would be stupid to have one real piercing and have to glue the other one on...

[nutcasecaptain]

He looks so concerned

[darkgreyclouds]

It’s a complete mystery.

[purplespacecats]

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

[inktheraven-deactivated20140128]

Pick a God and pray

Fredrick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)

[solarsquared]

[ayoson-blog]

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

[nutcasecaptain]

A cute person reblogged the "put babe in my ask box if you would date me" and I totally would!

But 'babe' is such a stupid word :/

[papakylo]

do u guys like the new shirt i got?