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29/They/Them Pansexual Hello. I write about what's on my mind. That's probably a bad idea; don't you think.

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[shamebats]

[b0tster]

can u not post not safe for woik 🥺

shoutout to @girlballs for the original post! shoutout to @ganglemanva.com for the audio!!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[b0tster]

got some new boots. i will never financially recover 🥾😖💸

[b0tster]

"it would be so funny if bunlith had a magical girl transformation but with belts haha"

oh boy golly im excited to present an animation i made in 2022!!:

[pangur-and-grim]

I put a tissue box beside my pillow bc I have the sniffles. woke up to this

[funny-tik-toks]

[wire-smith]

This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can "cut" between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That's so complicated but super clever

[voroxpete]

OK, so, what's happening here isn't actually a single take. But that's OK, because faking a good one oner is often just as hard as doing one for real.

There's definitely only one Robin. Sorry, but even with identical twins, those guys are flat out identical, down to the chest hair.

So how are they doing this?

It's called a whip cut. Every time the camera swings, the view smears for a moment. By carefully blending the start of one smear with the end of another they can stitch together two shots in a way that appears completely contiguous.

I want to be 100% clear; this is not easy. It takes care and knowledge of your tools to make the cuts this smooth, and your original footage can't have any noticeable differences in stuff like lighting. This took work, all for a bit. I'm actually more impressed at how they faked this being in one take than I would have been if I thought it was real.

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[emptylotion]

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[sometiktoksarevalid]