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[metatemmod]

Just bought inscryption by drawing someone's fursona smoking weed feeling like a socialist

[hellsite-yano]

How do you feel about Sluggish Morss: Pattern Circus

Didn't know the Dujanah guy had made another game until reading this. Will get my hands on it at some point:

https://jackspinoza.itch.io/sluggish-morss-pattern-circus

[metatemmod]

My friend mentioned it when I was talking about indie RPGs the other day so I went on the itch.io page and was like "Wait that's the Dujanah Guy" "Wait the new game came out literally 12 hours ago"

[irischroma]

this is all i could think of when we saw galar ponyta

[hooray4skeleton]

Got a regional form at Claire’s

[deliriousfawn]

11:05 AM time for impromptu isopod

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[antique-scarecrow]

THERE. IT. IS.

[yourfavesparksjoy]

You spark joy!

[burndownthehousetonight]

This feels like a threat

[yourfavesparksjoy]

Spark joy

[smovs]

let's all go to wall market again

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

throwback

[vivaciousarcanist]

objectively one of the funniest images of the 21st century

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[foulserpent]

BY THE NINE WE’RE IN CROCODILE TERRITORY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cryptidious]

Cr1tikal does not sound like a real person

He has three world records related to sex toys and a sword made out of a fleshlight

Hes freakishly good at chess and beat world champions at it

He looks like keanu reeves lived on a deserted island for a year and hes ripped as fuck

He gets invited onto projects and given shit like the sword by people just because hes cool and likes their shit

He watched a movie called Killer Bean, BY THE GUY WHO WORKED ON THE MATRIX AND DID THE FIGHT SCENE CHOREO, and got invited to be in the next movie in the series

Hes somehow extremely vulgar and entirely unproblematic

Every sentence he says is a trip and a half

He has a huge following but his fanbase is so quiet hes hardly talked about

[weavemama]

W.T Stevens Construction is the black owned business that is doing more than the government….. hella props to them 

[t00-cl0se]

all the celebrities and all the ceos of major corporations and the whole US govt haven’t truly done anything that can shine a light to this.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[bk-poetry]

👍 by alnajar09

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

call that a [joke pending]

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

call that an HRT monitor