I am the Tastiest crepe

I post things.... nothing specific... but all delicious

[last-to-the-orgy]

[vtbrewer]

Absolutely

[guerrillatech]

[anarchblr]

I think it is stands to point out that what they did is bad, not because storming the capitol is bad in-itself, but because it was a racist fascist group in the service of white supremacy.

[momir-viig]

It’s incredibly telling that you guys are less willing to ‘side’ with a group that’s mostly just boomers lolbertarians conspiracy theorists and antimaskers, rather than the actual scumbags who hold power and have used that power to ruin america and rape the world for decades.

Like fuck, you don’t have to like the capitol mob, but this is the fucking american government we’re talking about here.

[hollowboobtheory]

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

[hampstersonspeed]

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

[hollowboobtheory]

YOU. you get it

[fattributes]

Eggless South African Donuts

[sassysaidie]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

[euronymousbosch]

The bird is racist somebody kill it

[uncle-beanbag]

Hey guys did you know speaking english is an antisemetic nazi dog whistle?

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

[boopusdeloopus]

French Toast & Egg Salad Sandwich

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i told myself this post was a great idea & i could live with whatever knowledge was unveiled & it turns out that was unfounded conceit on my part, bury me deep but gently in cold earth

[tim-official]

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

[demi-ro-demi]

Uh.. if you're not the imposter how do you keep coming back?

[tim-official]

tenure

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE 

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

[lindleland]

you fucking killed him. you monsters.

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Visit Original Link

I couldn’t resist

[iwilltryalittlearter]

⚽️

[killjoyfabulous]

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

[pinof]

the suite life finale

[briefnightmarefire]

[catchymemes]

[raptorific]

I tried Among Us today

[theinfiknight]

Hang on I gotta google something real quick

[theinfiknight]

Ok this is funny

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it's only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.