I love fucked up women

my names jester!!!! she/they/it + 19 yrs

[romcommunist]

beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone

[misti-step]

[webkinzpossum]

[jedthewolfdog]

[ID: a photo of an opossum looking upwards in a sunny field of flowers. light green text over the image says, in all caps, "eat when you're hungry. rest when you're tired. / you don't need to 'earn it'". end ID]

[3000s]

harry styles should change his first name to oppa gangnam

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[cookiehau]

i knew eric reminded me of someone

[smallsky]

Been thinking about this for a while and finally made a chart

please feel free to add more lol

[smallsky]

Ok I sat down and thought about it some more and made a better revised version

I have no clue who belongs in the middle tho

[nyaberryshortcake]

[scromit]

god made us in his own image.. well, almost. god's pussy hole and ass hole are in opposite places. the reason he made ours switched is for copyright reasons and also because he thought it would be entertaining to watch us try and figure out pooping and pussy stuff but the joke's on him because it's just a better set up overall and he's bitter about being stuck with his back pussy and front shitter. that's why he does all the mean stuff that he does to us: floods, corona virus, katy perry, pearl harbor

taking notes taking notes

[theotherwesley]

free him

[valtsv]

my phone keeps trying to correcy "scared shitless" to "scared shirtless" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the original

[valtsv]

[forever70s]

handmade toys in Woman's Day magazine, November 1972

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[pissvortex]

left a little treat for my chemistry professor

[tsunderemployee]

i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

[rickybabyboy]

I don't get this post

[harperhug]

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

[borderlands-disorder]

[birthdaysongs]

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

[onlinebeast]

Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs