nyktophoros

[koth-harvest-final]

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

[nyktophoros]

SOMEONE HELP ME

[1seaweedbrain1]

THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU

[nyktophoros]

AAAAHHHH

[1seaweedbrain1]

PAYBACK ASSHOLE <3

[nyktophoros]

*CRIES* im hungry gimme a minute ill be right back

[nyktophoros]

SOMEONE HELP ME

[1seaweedbrain1]

THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU

[nyktophoros]

AAAAHHHH

[nyktophoros]

SOMEONE HELP ME

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[aljustal]

… It’s 2020

[dealanexmachina]

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

[keenmarvellover]

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

[vadergf]

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

[ladyvesuvia]

i dont get it

[maybanksslut]

omg ves search it up

[miridiums-writing]

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

[memeingcheetah27]

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

[tommysparker]

can’t risk it sorry

[cade-the-god]

sorry no risks here

[k1ngan0n]

Risk taker? Wrong person

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

[ilove-evanpeters]

paranoid help

[insufferable-yapper]

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

[directlyat-thesun-moved]

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

[sailors-fightinginthedancehall]

3.5 million people are never wrong

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nyktophoros]

everyone shut the hell up and look at my dog

[galacticwildfire]

It is tradition

[mel-is-a-melon]

It’s that time of year folks

[udichi23]

okay, im done now…

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mishapocalypse

[pegsmothman]

[icaruspendragon]

no i really think we should do another mishapocalypse. it’s our hail mary. the only thing left that could restore balance to the world. we need to come full circle.

[newmenewmeme]

HAPPY MISHAPOCALYPSE TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!!

[jiizzy]

the website right now

[meraarts]

Ten years ago today, a great plague spread across the dash.

Now we must fight, to make sure it spreads even faster and worse then before.

You know what you have to do.

[pegsmothman]