sapphic girl who could be your world

18 • bi • she/her 🌷 chaand hoon main tu hai tara ik vaari aa

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[asynca]

Just in case anyone hasn’t seen this fucking masterpiece video

[ruinedchildhood]

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

[baesileaves]

reblog this in 3008

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

i’m prepared.

[nothing-is-ever--still--on-earth]

After humanity is long gone and the internet is simply a preserved and ancient record of human culture the entire alien world will fucking lose its fricking shit because of this post

[theawkwardathlete]

Everyone should set reblog this post for this wonderful date. And tumblr will explode

[determinate-negation]

i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish i could link it bc the cia is fucking vile and they should be more widely hated and more americans should know about all of the disgusting and horrific stuff theyve been responsible for

[tropcool]

If it’s the one written by Mark Zepezauer, it’s on the Library Genesis

or if you want the cartoons, it’s on Archive.org

[determinate-negation]

yes thats it

[zemathememequeen]

[nicollekidman]

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night 

[ghostlyss]

a gps voiced by john mulaney but if you make a wrong turn he just goes

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[lesbiantaylorswiftstan]

bold of you to assume gina didn’t get pregnant and miss the previous heist to plant the idea into holt’s head so she’d be one step ahead of him and two steps ahead of jake and amy

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[justsomeantifas]

them: old people are all conservative because they get more intelligent as they age duh

reality:

[steampunktendencies]

Squitten by LindseyWArt

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[mono-red-menace]

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Which ed sheeran song is this

[trainstationgoodbye]

“Oh honey, is this a proposal?”

“Baby, I don’t have a diamond yet.”

[aproductof-myhyperfixations]

HAROLD

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bimbinis]

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

[onceiwashere]

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

[chrisdoeslife]

My condolences to cilantro soap people

[cxh]

peter kavinsky: girl cmon you know I already got it

me:

[nolookfive]

i just wanna see jake and amy have a cuddle, ya know? like first thing in the morning a few minutes before their alarms go off and they’re barely awake but their arms are already around each other. or at the end of a long day when they’ve both been working on stressful cases and just need to wind down. idk man they’re engaged, let them cuddle already.

[nolookfive]

alright season 6 they’re married now come through