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Really been gravitating more towards it/it's lately. I'm just a dude but like in this way:

That's my gender. Behold

#im like if you caught a fish and thought the fish would be bigger but at least it looks sort of funky but also normal?#oak rambles

rulemakingrat

lets look like ducks with mama

oakbruh

Chat me and the old man of my dreams had more interactions that were flirty (confirmed by others, I'm not just projecting) and I'm gonna follow him on social media either today or tomorrow and I'll ask him out to get coffee together CHAT HELP

oakbruh

I followed him on Instagram TWO DAYS AGO can he please accept

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Chat me and the old man of my dreams had more interactions that were flirty (confirmed by others, I'm not just projecting) and I'm gonna follow him on social media either today or tomorrow and I'll ask him out to get coffee together CHAT HELP

#oak rambles #he's so everything #he's too funny and witty and 😭#we're romancing him for real chat what is this timeline

terkaterr

the funniest fucking thing about being a warrior cats kid & learning english later in life is that now seeing posts about the series i have no fucking clue what any of these characters are. like i know Firestar, maybe a couple of others from the first books (im cultured i watched amvs). the rest of em are named smtb like Liverpool and Bomboclat and I'll have absolutely no idea who that is unless there's fanart attached and then there's a high chance it doesn't help cause all of em are literal cats from da animal kingdom

#Liverpool and Bomboclat took me out

og ref under the cut

#philip wittebane #the owl house #emperor belos #traditional drawing #the very not addicted man in his natural habitat #also this reminds me of the smoothie meme #palisman designs by yours truly aside from one being just a goose and the other just a big red rat #none of them want to be here but the axolotl thingy looks surprisingly content #he's just happy to be included

exocynraku

owed

#nice art but is that...#is that albedo genshin impact

8nin

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

oakbruh

old man. handsome. i hold him like hamburger

oakbruh

can somebody please put me down

oakbruh

When you're almost starting to believe that this isn't one-sided and hoping there might be more and then you remember. You're a trans guy. He's 60+. He's very clearly into women. The chances that he's into men are slim. The chances that he's trans men are practically zero.

oakbruh

And yet whenever I don't actively stare at him he is looking

#oak rambles #we still goin #am i delusional?#or am I just hoping for something real when all I have left is eight days and I'm grasping at straws?#haha

old man. handsome. i hold him like hamburger

#oak rambles I guess

When you're almost starting to believe that this isn't one-sided and hoping there might be more and then you remember. You're a trans guy. He's 60+. He's very clearly into women. The chances that he's into men are slim. The chances that he's trans men are practically zero.

#oak rambles #here we go again