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[ARBER] after game three round one of the playoffs against the caps 25.04.2025

Our favorite rat 🧡

ilya’s on ice reputation is asshole but guys cant tell if the face licking is actually a gay thing or not??? baiting guys into calling him a faggot so they get a misconduct or have to make public apologies that they absolutely dont mean gets a giggle out of ilya. he does get in trouble for licking his opponents though and is given fines for it and threats of suspension. but its funny when he tries to lick shane during a game and shane’s pissed now he’s gotta pretend to be soooo mad about it for homophobia reasons. later in the locker room the guys are like ohmigod isnt ilya just so GROSS and shane’s zoning out thinking about that tongue has been literally inside him: yeah what a perv :/

#hollanov #heated rivalry

shane high on pain killers is a sweet needy baby.

ilya high on pain killers is singing both parts of “desert rose” by sting at the highest possible volume

#i dream of rainnnnn #ilya rozanov

hollandar

hand on the back of the neck

#love is stored in the mating bite

i hated every second of this. im gonna so high and purge this shif from my system

can someone tell ilya theres a Hollander Hotel near tampa, in st petersburg

#hollanov

yes ive been MIA apologies

my family decided to all go insane at once

#police were called wellfare checks were ordered #the usual

my heated rivalry

under negotiated kink is great bc if i have to read about the stoplight system one more goddamn time i’ start biting

arunima

#sorry a girl just wants to understand 😔#its funny except is this not the same issue w people mad at shane for not understanding whats going on w ilya even tho he asked #repeatedly and didnt get told the truth

my ex fwb has been wanting to hook up again and maybe i should take her up on it for the sake of fic inspo. like practical science experiments

#plus i need to get laid sooooooo bad

some of yall are deeply performative about connor and hudson being unattractive as if it makes you somehow more progressive. wishing they were fat doesn't make you interesting, it makes you contrarian and annoying

unalivejournal

10% of you are voting with hate in your hearts. I am not even attracted to him this is not a projection thing but of fucking course he eats box. First of all he's a bi guy who listens to bad bunny and rihanna. Second of all svetlana can get anyone she wants do you really think she'd let ilya repeatedly hit if he refused to go down on her. Third of all he's a service top and the first time he's blowing shane and shane politely tries to pull away so he doesn't cum in his mouth ilya vacuum seals his lips around his dick and wraps himself around shane's body like a python constricting its prey. you think ilya tornado blowjob rozanov wouldn't give a woman head. He's got carpet burn

#he's drowning in pussy in a very literal sense #someee of yous like the idea of him being bisexual but not the fact that he likes women and fucking women and the bodies women have #you can call shanes hole a pussy but reject the idea that he may like pussy on a woman?#10% of you are not serious people