hockeying

grown adult dyke who yaps and yaps

[mrsfitzgerald]

pure tenderness ♥︎

[daiiku]

[hr-rep]

Shane in the stairwell after Ilya made him shoot off no hands, no help

[iressails]

No, I didn't answer your boring text. Now go.

Heated Rivalry | Shane Hollander's face journeys (a series)

[oaklandseals]

ilya doesnt hear from shane for 1 business day and starts moving like napoleon’s letters to josephine

[oaklandseals]

post retirement ilya becoming a color commentator on broadcasts by just being a bitch

[toffcake]

[ARBER] after game three round one of the playoffs against the caps 25.04.2025

[bobby-brinks]

Our favorite rat 🧡

[oaklandseals]

ilya’s on ice reputation is asshole but guys cant tell if the face licking is actually a gay thing or not??? baiting guys into calling him a faggot so they get a misconduct or have to make public apologies that they absolutely dont mean gets a giggle out of ilya. he does get in trouble for licking his opponents though and is given fines for it and threats of suspension. but its funny when he tries to lick shane during a game and shane’s pissed now he’s gotta pretend to be soooo mad about it for homophobia reasons. later in the locker room the guys are like ohmigod isnt ilya just so GROSS and shane’s zoning out thinking about that tongue has been literally inside him: yeah what a perv :/

[oaklandseals]

shane high on pain killers is a sweet needy baby.

ilya high on pain killers is singing both parts of “desert rose” by sting at the highest possible volume

[hollandar]

hand on the back of the neck

[oaklandseals]

i hated every second of this. im gonna so high and purge this shif from my system

[oaklandseals]

can someone tell ilya theres a Hollander Hotel near tampa, in st petersburg

[oaklandseals]

yes ive been MIA apologies

my family decided to all go insane at once

[oaklandseals]

my heated rivalry

[oaklandseals]

under negotiated kink is great bc if i have to read about the stoplight system one more goddamn time i’ start biting

[arunima]