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Look honey, not everything in my life is about Lord of the Rings, okay? Like, for lunch I made myself some bacon and mushrooms, because they really pair perfectly and itâs a filling meal. Â Now yes, that is technically the same meal that the Hobbits ate in chapter 4 of the Fellowship, but still,
In college we went to Shabbos dinner at the local Chabad house a lot and theyâd renovated their garage into a big dining room where weâd eat. One night their 18 month old baby got into the kitchen and locked the door, effectively locking everyone else out of the house. It then became a game of âHow quickly can we break into our own home without breaking any shabbos rules before the baby learns how to open drawersâ. The baby was also their most mischievous child and the real danger was less her hurting herself and more that she loved opening and dumping bottles of grape juice and there were so many for her to get her hands on in the kitchen.
Eventually a hockey player tossed their 12 year old on the roof and he wiggled through an open second story window. It was the most fun shabbos dinner Iâve had to date
the chaotic energy of this anecdote is off the charts
Important secondary information:
It was sushi Shabbat night so there were 15+ college kids standing around on the lawn eating sushi off paper plates at 9 at night and watching a 6â4â hockey player, a rabbi, and a 12 year old discuss the proper force needed to launch the 12 year old onto the roof without chucking him face first into the side of the house
And by discuss I mean
Hockey player: I just donât want to break him
12 year old: Itâll be fine!
Rabbi: Yeah itâll probably be fine
The fact that the silmarillion is still compressed into one film is the funniest part of this
my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in
âŚi did read some of the novels, but i couldnât get through them entirelyâŚ
âŚand so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.
Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.
Itâs a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodoâs voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.
Gender? You know thatâs not real right? They just made it up to sell more pink and blue explosives to Americans
we as a community give wayne gretzky far too much credit for being âgoodâ at âhockeyâ and not nearly enough credit for âtrying to singlehandedly end the cold war by kissing every soviet player tenderly on the lipsâ
#he said god gave me this twink body to confuse and frighten my enemies and by god i will use it to influence geopolitics @boysandgirlsandbabes
Youâve heard of healing crystals
now get ready for Danger Rocks
Please do not lick any of these
1. Chrysotile
aka Asbestos! It heals lung cancer! heals it from 0HP to full health! it causes cancer do not touch do not lick
okay but this is a cool danger rock, itâs a physical carcinogen. As in, it doesnât poison you into having cancer, it just has little needle-y bits that LITERALLY STIR UP your DNA and break it, and when the cells try to repair their DNA they get it wrong and you get cancer
2. Torbenite
A super pretty danger rock! itâs a uranium ore and releases radon gas for Extra Poison!
3. Hutchinsonite - (Tl,Pb)2As5S9
This danger rock has it all! Lead! arsenic! Thallium! All super toxic! Will legit kill you
seriously donât lick this one, iâm looking at you, fellow geologists
thallium doesnât taste like anything so youâre not even getting data, just poisoned
4. Cinnabar (Mercury sulfide)
Can be a very pretty red color! so it was used to make paint. The paint was super toxic.
In addition to being dangerous to your health, itâs also morally dangerous! someone had to mine it (v dangerous) so even owning it feels unethical
5. Stibnite (Antimony sulfide)
people used to make spoons and makeup and shit out of this, the spoons poisoned people who ate with them. Itâs kinda pretty but not worth dying over
6. Orpiment  (an arsenic sulfide)
Look how pretty it is!!
âIncorrect handlingâ WILL poison you, thatâs fucking arsenic
Honorable mentions:
Malachite, if eaten or⌠you know ;) (warning: nsfw, THat Post) Galena (lead sulfide), donât eat it or break the rock and youâll probably be ok, the dust is the main danger
i feel seen
Star trek episode airdates in chronological order
It didnât originally air near my birth date, but Googling the month and year revealed that this apparently happened just before it. Feels ominously on-brand:
Yo whenâs the DSM-6 gonna drop? I have strange and unhealthy behaviors not yet described by current disorders
WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch đ
You would be surprised
How to pass in public as a gender the public doesnât know about
This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son
congratulations itâs a computer error
change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons
using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts
The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?
Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding
Look I donât even know from sports but every time I check in on Hockey, theyâre out doing something buckwild and guys,
Guys,
This is the Year For It.
Drop the Pucks Drop Them ALL. RIP OPEN THAT ENVELOPE AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF MADNESS
