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I'm Oakie. I'm an artist. I'm crazy. MINOR! Porn Accounts DNI. "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" https://oakwoodart.straw.page/

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Bluh, Introduction.

Er... I suppose I should like put important stuff here or whatever. I'm Oakie. I draw. I like Monty Python and the Beatles. I got a strawpage, so don't be afraid to send me something. I also take requests there and on here. https://oakwoodart.straw.page/ ALSO No NSFW, I try to keep most things on here clean. I swear.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Call me Eric Idle because I directed a Crackerbox Palace music video

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YOOO, this video is fire y'all should watch it

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Aww I'm flattered to be up there with Bowie, Eltin, and the Bolling Rones!!! But uhhhh I don't think my creaky singing is quiet on pare.

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MAN, I posted about time bandits and a fucking porn blog followed me😭 I KNEW that was a goon stain on that DVD case

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I’ve been bored so here are some blinkies

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IM GAY FOR THE RUTLES TOOOOO

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Aww john and graham.. the cutest tallywacker twins of all time <3

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Those are the only two I've ever seen! /srs

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Just watched Time Bandits. Terry Gilliam has managed to put to film the type of Fuckstravganza I've always wanted to see. <3

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Oh my goodness, has the Rutles fandom finally found spam!!🥹🥹🥹

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evil monty python be like:

montgomery cobra’s swimming carnival

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Finally. Montgomery Cobra.

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Me and my bandmates every year when we have to fundraise for our band season. #BeggingforthatCA$H

Honorable mention

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ocs as monty python photos

new challenge: draw your ocs as monty python photos

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OOOO!!! Im gonna do this for sure! American Wizard Public School taught this bunch nuthin'

Bisexual (and Ace) chaos. These bastards can't do ANYTHING!

You may fascinate a dragon by making them a into pepperpot

(added this Pepperpot image because I like drawing dragons as pepperpots)

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Gumby Nation RISE UP! 😤 ✊

(insert photo/gif compilation of the Gumbys from "Flying Circus" being certified Gumbys)

It’s a look…

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Faucet Nipple's goon folder probably looks like this

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wtf is this shit 💔💔

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Reminds me of this one. and also all of these

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when paul mccartney said “i want a horse, i want a sheep” i felt that shit fr

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I felt it in my lesbian heart of hearts.

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Monty python fans when your favorite sketch is the dead parrot sketch and not the "John Cleese's ass hair VS taxation" which was only performed once at a dingy porno theater in Nebraska and the contents of the Sketch feature an improvised unintended fist fight between John Cleese and Terry jones, in which they attempt to curb stomp each other into a bleeding pulp while Terry Gilliam sets fire to a condom an Michael Palin runs in circles in a speedo reciting Shakespearian quotes, all candidly captured on film by Eric Idle on 8mm, and the only known footage of it is seen in the bootleg film called "Monty Python takes gay ass pounding" in which the sketch appears between footage of Graham Chapman matsrubating and Eric Idle taking a shower without clothes, and was only available for purchase for 17 hours at a flea market in Timbuctoo, on a Wednesday in 1997 as a double feature VHS with the second feature being a multi hour film of a picture of Michael Palin's eyelash featuring a avant garde soundtrack written by Neil Innes and a cameo eyelash from George Harrison.

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me personally I prefer the jabortion cleese sketch that played at Disneyland back in 1973 and can now only be found on the planet of Mars where John Cleese announces he is jregnant with grimpregnation chapman's baby, Michael Palin is a homeless man forced by the mafia to wear a hotdog costume while eating food off of the floor with a Dyson vacuum cleaner, Graham Chapman gets dumped in nuclear acid while jerking off and turns into a cross-hybrid alien with dildos for hands and proceeds to beat Terry Jones to death with a metal pole (and his dildo hands), Eric Idle goes to the top of Mount Everest to announce he is having 12 abortions and gets swept up by an eagle mid sentence, Terry Gilliam captures rare footage of John Cleese and Michael Palin making out and then gets sent to the pits of hell, Terry Jones-before he was beaten to death by Graham Chapman's metal pole and dildo hands-inhales 5000000 mg of Walter White's crystal meth and creates a giant nuke that could destroy the entire solar system (but gets beaten to death by Graham Chapman's metal pole and dildo hands before he can) oh and George Harrison, Neil Innes, Carol Cleveland, and Connie Booth all show up to perform "Cotton Eye Joe" in the middle of the sketch. Keep in mind all of this was filmed on a teeny tiny camera that nearly exploded everytime they filmed something and has now been burned to a crisp after trying to refilm the entire Planet Of The Apes franchise, so the tape was sent back in time and has had to endure the fall of Ancient Rome, the Bubonic Plague, the birth of Napoleon's 8263637623rd child, both World Wars, Satan's anus (i meant the cave called "Satan's Anus"), and is now being tormented by Donald Trump's presidency so it has had to be sent to Mars for the safety of all mankind. You guys do not know ball.

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That was the sequel, prepare your anus for the prequel.

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Monty python fans when your favorite sketch is the dead parrot sketch and not the "John Cleese's ass hair VS taxation" which was only performed once at a dingy porno theater in Nebraska and the contents of the Sketch feature an improvised unintended fist fight between John Cleese and Terry jones, in which they attempt to curb stomp each other into a bleeding pulp while Terry Gilliam sets fire to a condom an Michael Palin runs in circles in a speedo reciting Shakespearian quotes, all candidly captured on film by Eric Idle on 8mm, and the only known footage of it is seen in the bootleg film called "Monty Python takes gay ass pounding" in which the sketch appears between footage of Graham Chapman matsrubating and Eric Idle taking a shower without clothes, and was only available for purchase for 17 hours at a flea market in Timbuctoo, on a Wednesday in 1997 as a double feature VHS with the second feature being a multi hour film of a picture of Michael Palin's eyelash featuring a avant garde soundtrack written by Neil Innes and a cameo eyelash from George Harrison.