[oatmealboyfriendarchive]

the email i used to make this tumblr back in 2014 went down so i’m @oatmealboyfriend now, ok?

[medievaljournalist]

basically the whole bible happens to me daily

[assimilation-failure]

just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

[os]

nobody thinks this you are a broken person

[assimilation-failure]

sorry

[venonomnomicon]

fetty wap after gaining ice powers: 1738 ayy im like i control the snow

[saintfelina]

rené lalique

[totheleft5times]

[exitwound]

[fruitpunchnoice]

[cliveguy]

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

[cliveguy]

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

[sioltach]

Leafworks - meticulously collected and pressed pieces by Jennie Ashmore

[gayvampyr]

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

[gayvampyr]

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

[coffee-and-cusswords]

love it when you’re watching a movie and willem dafoe shows up

[notahorseindisguise]

plans tonite

[gayteensupreme]

[jisuto]

[rabbitvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.