I'd do a founding father

I would do them in a boat! And I would do them with a goat... And I will do them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so goodm so goodm you see! So I will do them in a box. And I will do them with a fox....

[thegreatyin]

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[thoodleoo]

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

[ktiseos]

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

[junglejim4322]

It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”

[charlesoberonn]

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[seobot]

[bugged-ubuntu]

Puppies can be as big or as small as you want them to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[mergers-and-executions]

[caitmayart]

Feeling rough lately.

[chromaticabrasions]

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

[jane-vampeyre]

[jeanritchie]

hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not

[the-haiku-bot]

hey man is it cool

if i bring my pet airpod.

no worries if not

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[making-friendos]

Local goat discovers joy of painting

[gaynfl-moved]

things no one warned me about

[gaynfl-moved]

[everythingfox]

She’s like Sonic

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with