Obey Me!

One master to rule them all!

[sassmodeus]

So... I did a thing. Got inspired from my Saeran/Belphegor post:

[tarucheese]

Satan: Bitch.

Lucifer: Blocked.

Satan: Wait, unblock me. I need to tell you something.

Lucifer: Unblocked.

Satan: Bitch.

[stupidsmammon]

Levi: *whispering in the corner* be strong

MC: Who's he talking to?

Lucifer: His wifi signal

[sassmodeus]

Beware the hot guy who you thought was an ally. He will have an “ahahahahaha how could you trust me” monologue

[dialoco]

[umbralaperture]

You are KILLING me Levi

[obey-me-shall-we-date]

Absolutely love the butler Outfit <3

[mallorygrayson]

WHY CAN'T I USE THESE

[obey-me-shall-we-date]

*smashes replay button*

[aromantic-misguide-to-romance]

Left alone, part 1 - Beelzebub

aka Home(screen) Alone.

If you leave Beel on his own on the main screen.

He'll low key propose.

But you know, Beel, I once mistook hunger for infatuation, sooo mayyybe just maybe...

[guts-and-cake]

I’m just saying, Beel is the only brother I would trust my life to

[itaruchi]

Belphegor went from “Yes sir, I’ll have her home by 9pm” to “Your daughter calls me daddy too”

[incorrectdevildom]

Asmodeus: If I were a drink I’d be a cherry vanilla soda. If you were a drink what would you be?

Satan: Bleach.

Belphegor: Sewage.

Asmodeus: Please calm down edgelords.

[aypoth]

Lucifer: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Beelzebub: I did. I broke it…

Lucifer: No. No, you didn’t. Mammon?

Mammon: Don’t look at me. Look at Levi.

Levi: What?! I didn’t break it.

Mammon: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Levi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Mammon: Suspicious.

Levi: No, it’s not!

Satan: If it matters, probably not… Asmo was the last one to use it.

Asmodeus: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Satan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Asmodeus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Satan!

Beelzebub: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Lucifer.

Lucifer: No. Who broke it?

Mammon [whispering]: Lucifer, Belphegor’s been awfully quiet…

Belphegor: Really?!

Mammon: Yeah, really!

 …

Lucifer: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[guts-and-cake]

This is a completely indulgent meme

[shizukais]

[incorrectdevildom]

Asmodeus: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, and carpe colem.

MC: Seize the day, seize the night, and… what’s the last one?

Satan, sighing: Seize the dick.