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Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
titsay
if i look back, i am lost
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents
Discoholic 🪩
#extradirty
oozey mess
Today's Document
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@fn-nexus
it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.
everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right
guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this
*car crash noises*
me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England
Lemme touch your face - Part 1/3
Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider
Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
starting a collection
If I may submit:
as the saying goes: croissant & tea makes me go yippee
unfortunately I must do it again. I am transgender and I love trans women and I think society would collapse immediately without trans people. TERFs on my posts be subjected to my beams
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
this is just how it feels to be mentally ill
the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear
Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this
