Hey did I ever tell you how I got your blog blocked on my school’s laptops? Like tumblr isn’t blocked, but your account specifically is.
i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments
Okay so I saw people asking for the story so here you go.
So, we use our school laptops for EVERYTHING. So I was sitting in math class and we were supposed to be on one of those stupid math websites. Instead I was like “haha die” and went on tumblr. I went to your account, because I can. I didn’t want to log in because they can take your passwords and stuff you use to log in, and I obviously didn’t want them having my tumblr log in info. So I couldn’t go through my dash. Y’know. So, I was just scrolling through posts, and switching tabs when I saw the teacher. But like ten-ish minutes later she came up to me from behind, and the post on the screen was the one with the creepy ass fish. So, she jumped back and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” And immediately everyone looked over. I don’t really remember what I said after that, but over the next like week a few people asked what I was on, and I told them. Then a bunch of people started going to your account. Roughly two weeks after that, it was blocked. You are now known by kids in my grade as “The pink blob that made the teacher say fuck”
this fish?
While that is a beautiful creature, no.
That one
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