I dreamed that love would never die...

Elle⛅black🌈queer🍄any pronouns🌱

[objectiveopinion]

I doodled some Kermits tonight…

[bonediggercharleston]

Don't get into a dick measuring contest with a cannibal. You may be hung, but he hunger.

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[zutalorsihavemissedone]

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[simpforsix]

honestly the main reason i care about harm reduction is that i believe addicts are deserving of life. "what if they don't get clean?" they still deserve to live. "what if they don't contribute?" they still deserve to live. "what if they 'abuse' the system?" they still deserve to live.

addicts deserve to live by virtue of them being human. nothing will change that. nobody deserves to die of an overdose.

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[fairycosmos]

very funny that an older woman living alone with a bunch of cats was always such a negative stereotype. god forbid women experience peace

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[rpfwasfine]

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[macbethisms]

*bravely* i think more things should be about women

[seven-oh-four]

why do ducklings travel in such an obviously chain-lightning-able formation? are they stupid?

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber

[greenekatgrey]

[ydolem-art]

Practicing 2D animation with the horses from Spirit, Hercules and Mulan!

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.