lorien legacies

leo (he/they) hey guys, this is my lorien legacies account! if you're interested in reading anything i've written, my username on ao3 is the same as on here.

[simpforsix]

about me

hello! my name is leo, and here’s my (updated) about me

-i’m 22

-i use primarily he/they pronouns

-lorien legacies is my favourite book series, and frankenstein is my favourite book

-i also love vampyr and tua

-nine and adam are my favourite characters in LL

-i’m aroace and trans, with air of general confusion surrounding my entire identity

-my favourite ships are john x nine/sam/adam (pick any), as well as six x sarah and mcreid

-if you want to know anything else, send me an ask and i’ll answer so long as it’s not too invasive!

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[simpforsix]

living in the canadian prairies means that you get constantly made fun of by people from ontario, quebec, and bc, at which point you have to either laugh along or give them a history lesson about their own fucking country. like yeah haha everyone is so conservative anyways did you know that socialism in canada started here? and the reason that people hate the liberals is that they fucked us over? lmao the prairies suck it's almost like we have no money despite being the agricultural backbone of canada! it's so funny that we don't trust the federal government, it's almost like our entire economic system collapsed in the thirties because our fucking crops got smothered with dust that choked our population and then the government refused to help us! haha people here are so bigoted, anyways i'm glad that you can laugh at it but my rights are actively being stripped away!

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[rosinasnoot]

Actually, armadillos are common in the jungles of South America, as far south as Paraguay and through a big swath of Brazil.

[autistichalsin]

"(Historical author there was a lot of evidence for being transmasc) didn't transition, and some people in the 1800s actually did manage to transition, so we can't actually say this person was transmasc. She was definitely a woman."

Like buddy, just admit you're denying this because you don't want to admit Lou Alcott was trans because then you wouldn't be able to enjoy Little Women anymore. At least that would be HONEST.

[fibro-memes]

[aroace-number-eight]

some magma doodles with @dootydoot48! a bunch of lorien legacies and magisterium sketches among other things :333

[sometimesanequine]

[mizgnomer]

The Tooth and Claw Josh-the-Werewolf story, as told by David Tennant at the Dallas Fan Expo, 2017.    Source con video: [ x ]

Full text of David’s story:

When we did the werewolf episode - it was called Tooth & Claw - the werewolf was created in a computer by the geniuses at the Mill who were were our cgi experts, but it’s represented on set somehow or another usually, for an eye-line or for a reference for the people who then replace the image.  So we had a guy who had a bicycle helmet with a thing on the end to show where the head of the creature would be.  He was in a lycra bodysuit, and he would sort of… go around… [mimes werewolf movements] …which was fine and great and he did it extremely well, but it was very tight, this thing he was in.  

I hope he won’t mind me mentioning it, but a couple of days in, maybe not even a couple of days, somebody noticed that this left very little to the imagination, and this boy, was a boy!   I mean, it would have taken your eye out. Terribly impressive.  Awe inspiring.  It inspired awe! 

…and the trouble is, once you’ve noticed that, it’s quite hard to keep your eyeline on the tennis ball that’s coming out of the stick on top of his head, because the eye is being drawn for whatever your reasoning might be, whether its awe or envy or just the sheer record-breaking dimensions I don’t know if it crept up on a Doctor Who Confidential or anything but it’s worth checking out 

Bonus:

[marty-mauser]

THE STEPFORD WIVES (2004) dir. Frank Oz

[1millionmymelodys]

ATTEMPT 2

I killed the other one and you’ll never know😈😈

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[finrays]

Also if you’re using generative AI, a technological tool that actively causes harm to the environment, and STILL claiming to be a Horizon fan, I don’t know what to tell you; you’re a dumb motherfucker.

[genderlesschaos]

i watched a coleydoesthings video about heated rivalry and now whenever anyone says or plays the one song that goes 'i think im gonna die in this...house' all i can think of is

fucking THIS

GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!

also image is not mine i found it on google

[dear-ao3]

[recipes-with-kevin]

Fact:

You can add sugar or honey to your food if you need it to taste sweeter, that's okay. It's just like adding salt to make it more salty. It's allowed. You can also do it if you want something to be less bitter, it's okay, you're free. Even with foods that are not desserts, it's like adding salt to chocolate chip cookies.

[illmetkismet]

The amount of people in my life who comment when I add sugar to things.... Like, that's unnecessary. That's excessive. That's bad for you. I used to feel like I had to explain myself but now I just say, "No it's not ☺️" and if they try to argue with me I just add, "It's literally fine ☺️☺️" and sometimes it makes them so mad, which makes me happy.

[apocalx]

Y'all ever realize that each of the Garde's Legacies suit their personality/roles and suit them.

4/John. Before the Ximic bs, John was a specialist with some of the most diverse abilities, allowing him to excel in different situations. Lumen/Pyrokinesis allows him to fight in chaotic situations like in a fire without hurting himself as well as dishing it out. He can call allies with Animal Telepathy and turn Mogadorian beasts against them.

5. A lone soldier, has Legacies that allows him to endure damage (Externa) as well as dish it out. As well to escape if he needs to with his Avex

6. Has Legacies that allows her to either support her allies (Noxen) by spreading her invisibility and staying under the radar or take out enemies stealthily. As well as take out high priority targets with her lightning 🌩/elemental manipulation. Her Sturma isn't as useful in 1v1 fights because of the concentration needed, but with the help of allows she can use it to its full potential.

7. Marina. A survival specialist and adaptable in any situation. Can see in the dark, breathe underwater and has accelerated speed, healing. All useful for survival. Then finally has her master Legacy, Glacen which she can use to fight.

8. Teleportation, density control and shape-shifting were a powerful set of abilities with great potential which the humorous and easy-going Eight used for his amusement to playfully test his fellow garde as well as to evade the Mogadorians while remaining in India for so many years.

9. Super strength, speed and hearing, as well as the ability to produce fields of anti-gravity, animal telepathy and legacy transference. While Nine is surely full of bravado and a bit bloodthirsty, explaining his enhanced physicals - he also hates bullies and can empathize and communicate with animals as well as empower his comrades with legacy transference.

Ella. The youngest of the Garde sought to bring them all together, seeking out Marina with Crayton as well as Eight and would eventually awaken Telepathy to find a lost Six. Despite her being powerless at times physically, she possessed great mental prowess and would eventually awaken Dreynen - the Legacy with the power to induce powerless in other Garde by suppressing their legacies.