Obscene Grandma

anxiety 🙃

[gerardpilled]

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[cipher-fresh]

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

[hanavbara]

jennifer’s body 🩸💖

[funnytwittertweets]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

what people think lesbians do in the locker room:

what they actually do:

[catchymemes]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

thinking abt the milfs that r stuck in the house w their ugly husbands and loud kids this is so unfair to them oh god

[generalivan]

[morrowiind-moved-deactivated201]

The Wolf Among Us + scenery

[trueka]

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

[samettimato]

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

[overlord-flinx]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

“this chick” is barack obama 

[vaporwavesimulator]

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

[rampantevasion-deactivated20110]

[sashayed]