all my peaches are ruined, bitch.

Shay - 30 - swamp witch - aspiring dragon queen - Slytherin - Southside Serpent - making Leslie Knope proud. xoxo.

[metamorphesque]

The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[psychologicalwhorefare]

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

im bisexual because im attracted to both the divine and the mundane

[prairiedeath]

women who are going nowhere in life i love you with all my heart

[userparamore]

PEDRO PASCAL as GENERAL MARCUS ACACIUS Gladiator II | Official Trailer

[early-sunsets]

daenerys targaryen appreciation 15/??

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[pizzee]

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

[soldmysoulforshoesanddrugs]

[0111010001110010011000010111000]

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

[ivashkovadrian]

#sometimes he doesn't grunt

THE WITCHER | 3x01 "Shaerrawedd"

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-rain-monster]

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

[killerkitteh-deactivated2024110]

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

From @expertyearner

[dailyflicks]

THE WITCHER: SEASON THREE Episode 5: The Art of Illusion

[beheworthy]

Do you trust me? Should I not?

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[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[sabrinaacarpenters]

ANYA CHALOTRA as YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG (The Witcher 3.02 “Unbound”)