Herpes.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

3yo: “I want a snack.” Me: “Go ask your father.” 3yo: “I DON’T HAVE A FATHER!” Submitted By: Erica L. Location: Michigan, United States

[see-you-in-hell-darling-blog]

[xdlisawarnerxd]

[iraffiruse]

[krsatterwhiteart]

Interesting

[thebegreen]

Oh Stephen <3

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

3yo: “I don’t want a goodnight hug or kiss from Daddy.”

Wife: “Be nice to dad.”

3yo: “Can I please not have a goodnight hug or kiss from Daddy?”

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

3yo: “Daddy, come here! I want to show you something cool!” "Something cool" was him, at the top of the stairs, sticking out his naked butt. I live in a frat house.

[maisonderriere]

[sonypraystation]

its the seinfield theme playing over a 7 second clip of young whites moshing.

[victorious]

what is even happening ?

[pearswhy]

i don’t like dinosaurs and am happy they are not real

[obscurealliance-blog]

My son stood behind my wife yelling snip snip over and over for 5 minutes when I finally snapped and firmly said “I’m considering it trust me”

[beastmonsterthing]

[thehomosexuallyfrustrated]

dead absolutely dead

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Some thrill-seekers skydive. I give fiber to a not-quite-potty-trained 3yo.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

After his first six complaints, my wife banned my 5yo from saying anything negative about her cooking. So he switched to just sobbing openly between bites instead.

Always finding a loophole, that one.

[stunningpicture]

I like the way you think, Coke.

[best-of-memes]

[best-of-memes]

[liddy-tiddies]

I love Ron so much

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Me: “How do I look?” 5yo: “You look like an old man!”

Oh.