OBSCURETOASTER

Luke they/them

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[thelivestotaku]

Spiderverse won an Oscar! I never really care about big awards like these but this movie has made a special place in my heart… so I cried :’)

[adaned]

could someone caption my gif, i have no idea what i’m doing XD

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[k-eke]

Egg cat chilling 

[lissy-strata]

freaky…

Keep reading

[cheaphalloweencostume]

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

[cherishedteddy-deactivated20180]

sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖

[lovingrot]

if shes your girl then why is she using me as ritual sacrifice

[mauriacs]

would anyone like a vaguely romantic letter sent to them in which i talk dramatically about the mid-autumnal leaves for 3 pages and then remember at the end to squash in an enquiry about how you are (lavender sprig included)

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[kotilae]

Do you ever have those nights where you’re just

[not-yet-deactivated]

Housing Is A Human Right, Martha Rosler Times Square, New York, 1989

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Oh to be moss…….soggy and living on an old log…………………

[valtsv]

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

[valtsv]

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

[r6t0]

H… howdy train your dragon

[valtsv]

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[mabelsguidetolife]

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

[msmarvel]

Evans suggested that when they bump into each other, they do what friends often do after being apart for a while: assess each other’s haircuts. In some ways, they’ve swapped styles. Thor has gotten a clean-cut trim, while Cap is sporting the ragged locks and beard.

“I’ll be like, ‘Short hair now? Good choice,’” Evans says, while miming a right hook against an invisible Outrider.

“And I’ll go, ‘Yours too. The beard. Very ­rugged,’” Hemsworth says.

— Behind the scenes of Avengers: Infinity War, EW