Agent Double-Oh-Wolf
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This is, in fact, a very dangerous kind of desperate standing in front of Jinhwan now. It’s written in how the were trembles – it’s not even close to nighttime, and yet it’s like he’s having trouble staying whole regardless. Jinhwan sighs silently and resists the urge to pinch the bridge of his nose. Clearly a risky situation that needs defusing, but he mostly just feels exasperated, and the werewolf’s rambling is not terribly helpful in that regard.
“I’m not – That’s stereotyping right there,” he protests but makes a mental note that perhaps he should work on an amphibian transformative just in case he needs to use it as leverage in the future. He does huff aloud at the werewolf’s declaration of bankruptcy, tilting his head and allowing himself crossed arms and a momentary hand across the eyes, shielding his vision from this nightmare of a customer experience.
“That is most certainly not what I meant by desperate,” Jinhwan says stiffly. He takes his hand off his eyes and stares down the would-be recipe thief. “Do you think a trade of mere sex means anything to someone in an industry like me?”
Jinhwan probably shouldn’t ramble at a werewolf threatening to turn, but really, it’s nearly offensive. He’s got to pay his bills too, after all. “Your… offer is also not the first proposition I’ve gotten, nor will it be the last I turn down, I assume.” He rolls his eyes. “…Unfortunately…” he says, but it seems more like he’s addressing some nameless and offensive god with how he mutters upward than to the were in front of him.
“I’m not going to call the cops – gods no – will not take you up on anything related to sex, won’t turn you into a frog, but I am going to need you to give me that notepad, doll.”
He sticks a hand forward and beckons back toward himself with a clawed finger. “…Maybe then I might consider helping you.”
Dongwoo leans forward with a toothy, wolfish grin crammed with larger and much, much pointier teeth by the second. He wasn’t lying about his lack of bodily control. With such a rudimentary grasp on basic werewolf abilities, it’s no surprise that he’s desperate enough to steal from a witch.
“We aren’t talking mere sex,” he says. “This is next level stuff that’ll blow your mind. People into erotic art will commission some wild stuff, yeah? If you saw my professional portfolio -- not the one with paintings of people’s pets, but my other professional portfolio -- then you might change your mind.”
He shudders, but miraculously holds onto a human shape. “But ah, I didn’t realize you’re probably getting offers up the wazoo,” he says, glancing at the witch’s claws. “I know what it’s like though, all these furry types come outta the woodwork...”
He shudders once more, the shaking strong enough to wipe the smile off his face. His mind feels cloudy, as though simple thoughts exhaust him and take extreme effort to navigate. He feels his throat tighten and he speaks, his voice thinning into nothingness. “Notepad...? Uh yeah, you can take it.”
Dongwoo holds out the notepad with two, trembling hands. It’s clear he’s doing everything he possibly can to avoid transforming in front of the witch, but his best effort isn’t enough. He lowers his head. “Sorry, I’m...mmmm...don’t feel good.”
The notepad slips between his fingers.
He crouches down on the ground and hides his face against his kneecaps. There isn’t a muscle on him that’s not shaking, trembling with force and threatening to give way beneath the invisible weight pushing him down. “I don’t wanna break anything,” he says, voice muffled against his knees. “It just hurts so bad.”










