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The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

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Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

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Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

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Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.

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It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….

🤔

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Yep….

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This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.

It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

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Reblog to support Terry Crews and men like him.

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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

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This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

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Omg

clockworkrobotic

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

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he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

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i can name 5 songs with my name in them

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This is so wholesome

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Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

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I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

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It’s a shame the National Geographic folks couldn’t have shot this thing when it was painted–but here’s the finished standing Quetzalcoatlus. He’s taller than a modern giraffe!

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(Link to article)

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favorite female characters ➜ phryne fisher (miss fisher’s murder mysteries)

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lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep

me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god

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This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.

mlmerry-wlwinter

Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure

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Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion

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I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well.