When your friend asks you to do a reading of her love-life
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When your friend asks you to do a reading of her love-life
Sage advice from the ether
āBut the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. Weāve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we donāt have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.ā
ā Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed
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Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.
āIāve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.ā
āIām under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.ā
āIām a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and Iām not entirely sure what aĀ ājobā is but Iām told that I need one?ā
Iām a traveller between universes and I appear to be stuck here for a while. I heard this world has ājobsā which is apparently a thing that I need?
āIt turns out I have no idea how to actually make shoes without elves doing most of the work overnight. Is there some kind of remedial class I can take?ā
āI travelled to hell to get my revenge and⦠well, apparently time works differently there, and nobodyās hiring railwaymen anymore.ā
āWell, the new Underking nullified all the marriages of the kidnapped child bridesā and Iām grateful, donāt get me wrong, but we had servants for EVERYTHING.Ā I have no skills.Ā Nope, I didnāt even manage the servants.Ā We had servants for that.Ā We had servants for eating the servants who misbehaved.Ā My job was mostly looking pretty and assuring my dark lord of his power and wisdom and talking nice about him at parties.Ā What?Ā No.Ā Weāve heard of him down there.Ā I will invoke Kāsmsh and offer myself to him willingly this time before I sink THAT low.Ā Do you have anything in retail?ā
āLook, I got no beef with my old boss; he gave me a decent severance.Ā He saw what happened; Chef was transforming.Ā If Iād waited any longer, heād have eaten us all.Ā The cops and the security footage cleared me.Ā But the rest of the kitchen staff didnāt see his eyes and his hands changed.Ā I make them nervous.Ā Itās just as well, I donāt think Iāll ever look at seafood the same way again.ā
itās hilarious to me when people call historical fashions that men hated oppressive
like in BuzzFeedās Women Wear Hoop Skirts For A Day While Being Exaggeratedly Bad At Doing Everything In Them video, one woman comments that sheās beingĀ āoppressed by the patriarchy.ā if youāve read anything Victorian man ever said about hoop skirts, you know thatās pretty much the exact opposite of the truth
thing is, hoop skirts evolved asĀ liberatingĀ garment for women. before them, to achieve roughly conical skirt fullness, they had to wear many layers of petticoats (some stiffened with horsehair braid or other kinds of cord). the cage crinoline made their outfits instantly lighter and easier to move in
it also enabled skirts to get waaaaay bigger. and, as you see in the late 1860s, 1870s, and mid-late 1880s, to take on even less natural shapes. we jokingly call bustles fake butts, but trust me- nobody saw them that way. it was just skirts doing weird, exciting Skirt Things that women had tons of fun with
men, obviously, loathed the whole affair
(1864)
(1850s. gods, if only crinolines were huge enough to keep men from getting too close)
(no date given, but also, this is 100% impossible)
(also undated, but the ruffles make me think 1850s)
it was also something that women of all social classes- maids and society ladies, enslaved women and free women of color -all wore at one point or another. interesting bit of unexpected equalization there
and when bustles came in, guess what? men hated those, too
(1880s)
(probably also 1880s? the ladies are being compared to beetles and snails. in case that was unclear)
(1870s, I think? the bustle itself looks early 1870s but the tight fit of the actual gown looks later)
hoops and bustles werenāt tools of the patriarchy. they were items 1 and 2 on the 19th centuryāsĀ āFashion Trends Women Love That Men Hateā lists, with bonus built-in personal space enforcement
Gonna add something as someone whoās worn a lot of period stuff for theatre:
The reason you suck at doing things in a hoop skirt is because youāre not used to doing things in a hoop skirt.
The first time I got in a Colonial-aristocracy dress I felt like I couldnāt breathe. The construction didnāt actually allow me to raise my arms all the way over my head (yes, thatās period-accurate). We had one dresser to every two women, because the only things we could put on ourselves were our tights, shifts, and first crinoline. Someone else had to lace our corsets, slip on our extra crinolines, hold our arms to balance us while a second person actually put the dresses on us like we were dolls, and do up our shoesāwhich we could not put on ourselves because we needed to be able to balance when the dress went on. My entire costume was almost 40 pounds (I should mention here that many of the dresses were made entirely of upholstery fabric), and I actually did not have the biggest dress in the show.
We wore our costumes for two weeks of rehearsal, which is quite a lot in university theatre. The first night we were all in dress, most of the ladies went propless because we were holding up our skirts to try and get a feel for both balance and where our feet were in comparison to where it looked like they should be. I actually fell off the stage.
By opening night? We were square-dancing in the damn things. We had one scene where our leading man needed to whistle, but he didnāt know how and I was the only one in the cast loud enough to be heard whistling from under the stage, so I was also commando-crawling underneath him at full speed trying to match his stage positionāwhile still in the dress. And petticoats. And corset. Someone took my shoes off for that scene so I could use my toes to propel myself and I laid on a sheet so I wouldnāt get the dress dirty, but that was itāI was going full Solid Snake in a space about 18ā³ high, wearing a dress that covered me from collarbones to floor and weighed as much as a five-year-old child. And it worked beautifully.
These women knew how to wear these clothes. Itās a lot less ārestrictiveā when itās old hat.
I have worn hoop skirts a lot, especially in summer. I still wear hoop skirts if Iām going to be at an event where I will probably be under stage lights. (For example, Vampire Ball.)
I can ride public transportation while wearing them. I can take a taxi while wearing them. I can go on rides at Disneyland while wearing them. Because Iāve practiced wearing them and twisting the rigid-but-flexible skirt bones so I can sit on them and not buffet other people with my skirts.Ā
Hoop skirts are awesome.
Hoop skirts are also air conditioning.Ā If you ever go to reenactments in the South, particularly in summer, youāll notice a lot of ladies gently swaying in their big 1860s skirts ā because it fans all the sweaty bits.Ā Youāll be much cooler in a polished cotton gown with full sleeves, ruffles, and hoopskirt than in a riding jacket and trousers, let me promise you!Ā (This is part of the reason many enslaved women also enthusiastically preferred larger skirts ā they had more to do than sit in the shade, but theyād get a bit of a breeze from the hoopsā movement as they were walking.)Ā Ā
Theyāre also ā and I canāt emphasize enough how important this is ā really easy to pee in.Ā If youāre in split-crotch drawers (which, until at least the 1890s, you were), you can take an easy promenade a few feet away from the gents and then squat down and pee in pretty much total privacy.Ā It gives so much freedom in travel when itās not a problem to pee most anywhere.
People also donāt realize that corsets themselves were a HUGE HUGE IMPROVEMENT over previous support-garment styles ā and if you have large breasts that donāt naturally float freely above your ribcage (which some peopleās do! but itās not that common), corsets are often an improvement over modern bras.
They hold up the breasts from underneath, taking the weight of them off your back.Ā Most historical corset styles donāt have shoulder straps, so youāre not bearing the weight of your breast there, either, and you can raise your arms as far as your dressās shoulder line allows (which is the actually restrictive bit ā in my 1830s dress, literally all I can do is work in my lap, but in my 1890s dress I can paddle a kayak or draw a longbow with no trouble.Ā Both in a full corset).Ā They support your back and reduce the physical effort it takes to not slouch, helping avoid back pain.Ā Theyāre rigid enough that you donāt usually have to adjust your clothing to keep it where it belongs.Ā Theyāre flexible ā if youāre having a bloaty PMS day you just ⦠donāt lace it as tightly, and if your back muscles are sore you can lace it a little tighter.Ā And you can undo a cup (or, yāknow, not have breast cups) to nurse a baby without losing any of the structural integrity of the garment.
I do educational/historical dressing and people are really insistent, like,Ā āThe corset was invented by a man, wasnāt it?āĀ Ā āActually, women were at the forefront of changing undergarment styles throughout the 19th century!āĀ āBut itās true that it was invented by a man.āĀ Ā
Uh, well, itās hard to say whoĀ āinventedā the style but itās very likely that womenās dressmakers mostly innovated womenās corsets and menās tailors mostly innovated menās corsets, honey.Ā Because those exist too.
This post is incredible. š±
I love this post so much! Honestly the more you do research in womenās garments in history the more you realize how innovative and interesting a lot of them are!
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isnāt captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and thatās why heās trying to kill peter pan
ā¦what the actual fuck
I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN
nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.Ā
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter.Ā Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peterās also crazy omnipotent. Like, he āmake believesā heās a doctor, and heals Wendy. When heās hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
Heās also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so theyād fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldnāt sleep either or theyād stop flying. And when one of Wendyās brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.
okay but thatās the point of Peter Pan. Itās not supposed to glorify never growing up, itās supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise theyād end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.Itās a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer itās because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her). Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.
So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow
Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.
Itās more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off HookāsĀ hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesnāt know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and āthinsā out the Lost Boys when they canāt fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasnāt a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, itās a story about death and youth. Why canāt Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that itās because heās dead. J.M. Barrieās older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brotherās clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like āAt least my baby will never grow upā and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, itās believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boysā mother, but thatās not important here.
People think Peterās dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him withĀ another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke āI once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and āinfluenzaā.ā Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were āgay and heartlessā but he didnāt think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew areĀ not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided āItās Hook of me this timeā the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (heās trying to trick them into thinking heās the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, itās not so much that Peter isĀ omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kidĀ because itāsĀ the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes whenĀ Peter leaves and thawsĀ when he comes back. Heās been there so long heās not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mindĀ beingĀ fey isnāt good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him becauseĀ heāsĀ one ofĀ the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true.Ā FairiesĀ are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - āTink wasnāt all badā - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isnāt even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.Ā
And itĀ wasnātĀ so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesnāt know when to stop. Heās aĀ child. He doesnāt know right from wrong. He doesnāt know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasnāt afraid of death. It says āhe felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, āTo die will be an awfully big adventureā.ā and with that Barrie isĀ showingĀ us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldnāt let that go. Like, the point is growing up isĀ inevitableĀ but you donāt have to loseĀ everything.
And so yeahā¦.Iām really passionate about Peter Pan.
Today, I have learned.
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I didnāt wake up expecting to know so much about Peter Pan
Chesus fucking crust
itās a seriously good book, and nothing like the stage play/musical/Disney adaptation in like a billion tiny ways. And like the Mary Poppins books, it will fuck you up so hard, wow.
Thereās a reason some of the best awesome uet fucked up kitlit comes from the UK. Like, you read Barrie, and itās like a straight freaking line from him to Roald Dahl to Neil Gaiman.
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- boundaries
Hey OP.Ā can we PLEASE credit the artist?!Ā Stop stealing peopleās work.Ā
This poem is by McKayla Robbin in her book We Carry the Sky (2016)
https://www.skirt.com/mckayla-robbin-believes-in-the-power-of-poetry-again-so-should-you/
You know I didnāt even notice the author name wasnāt attached? Thanks for adding that info in!Ā
Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!
I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, itās not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons
I made them!! @pocketss
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I saw this article and wanted to share!
There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.
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This is the quality fall shit Iām here for
I think itās great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.
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