Life in a Moment

[garbageurl]

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful 

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[bey]

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[officialunitedstates]

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[brakken]

skeletons

[owlmylove]

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

[robinftw]

ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and i hope you feel at home when you look at them

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[crazypeoplejail]

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

help me I can’t stop laughing

[3643278372864565]

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[m0nsterbrains]

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

[kofangel]

Boi i was not ready

[nyokoko]

@smashcut

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

she lets them feel her biceps

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

[liquidlyrium]

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

[azshara]

b/c i’ve never seen this post with her name in it i’m going to add it here.

Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.

[weloveshortvideos]

[kumasenpai]

Omg