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plaguedocboi

I’m sorry but gharials? They’re just existing like this. Why aren’t we all talking about it

qsycomplainsalot

nz45south

I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.

vampire-crimson

"for the first time"

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

silenthill3moved-deactivated202

demonetta7

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FISH🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

(Edit; this is not a religious post, and the religious tags are making me a bit uncomfy)

bossies

useful tools

amazing custom water/light reference tool http://www.madebyevan.com/webgl-water/

online perspective manager/maker http://www33.atwiki.jp/kndy/pages/94.html

online photoshop http://pixlr.com/editor/

deathandmysticism

Poeticon astronomicon, 1549

calagua

Fun marine biology fact #2874:

why didn't coelacanths(🐟) go extinct and survived for so long??? (At least like 10 years) well. This is because they love you. Because they love so much.,

fuckyeahcoelacanths

supermariomamafucker

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

manatee-master

Think about him first before you buy your next boba 😢💙🦞

turnipwizard-deactivated2024030

i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

cadaverkeys

May I ask how horn shaping / trimming works?

Absolutely!!! Here's some of my tips and wisdom.

Sorry this post is pretty long! But I hope it helps!! Good luck ^^

cadaverkeys

If horns are trimmed the same way hair or nails are, is there any kinda service for styling horns? I'm curious to see what it would look like

Your horns are keratin just like your hair and nails! And just like hair and nails lot's of people need them semi-regularly managed for comfort or aesthetic reasons!

If you're ever experiencing discomfort from your horns (like a crick in your neck or similar ache) that counts as a medical procedure and you can usually get your doctor to do it for free! But for anything aesthetic like horn shaping you should go to a farrier.