I’m Vie

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[obvieously]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[dykelectric]

it’s 2009 somewhere

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[mrsterlingeverything]

Society should forgive the occasional diva moment

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[obvieously]

I get pissed watching anything on Hulu, and it’s not even due to all the ads. It’s that the ads are so repetitive that it starts to feel like certain ones were created specifically to piss me off.

[obvieously]

The fact that I’ve had to tell multiple men in my friend group that they have to delete their ex’s nudes is disgusting. Accepting new friend applications now.

[obvieously]

Hooters rebranding as a “family-friendly” restaurant and the heart attack grill shutting down in the same week truly marks the end of an era.

[obvieously]

What do you guys think I should do with these weird shelves? Seems perfect for a shrine or something lol

[obvieously]

Tv shows need more episodes, period. That’s the number one thing that has been missing in every show lately and I’m surprised no executives understand this problem. I want filler. I want the beach episode. 8 episodes is not enough.

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[goldensunset]

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[obvieously]

Ngl I didn’t hate the boys ending as much as everyone else, but I was very underwhelmed. Could have done without the Frenchie ghost shit and the pregnancy ending, but the lack of a real Homelander crash out is really what did it for me. Need a show rec that has a good ending as a pallet cleanser if anyone has got one.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.