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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

tynot

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

#dsklfj #reblogs

dnd-homebrew5e

#dndios #remember the rancher guys? remember? remember the fucking rancher

thorthedorkworld

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

dmofstormandsea

this video is what dnd feels like

breelandwalker

ROLL INTIATIVE

thewomanonthecouch-deactivated2

Guardians Of The Galaxy Part 3

#if our group ever has another battle again im going to be thinking about this the whole time

ocdevelopmentstuff

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen.

weeb-dweeb

Do you want to *be* a vampire or are you so touch starved you need a creature of the night to mouth fuck your neck

ocdevelopmentstuff

Yes.

#reblogs #this is just where i put the vampire shitposts i guess

casteliacore-deactivated2018080

What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

writing-prompt-s

I fucking love this

#reblogs #im fuckfign

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@dailytwinkdio for ur reblogging consideration

#jjba #jjba daily #dio brando #dndios

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

what y’all thinking about fellas

atavisticem

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?