Swole Patrol

I'm Cyrus. Am full of memes, lives in car 50% of the time, sad hoarder

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Me if I were a dog.

[liberalsarecool]

Big Oil is a menace to society.

[cherrystrawberrie]

I can't believe Minecraft Steve is about to kill Trump himself

[kebgoesoff]

[paramud]

TRUMP HAS COVID

[demiiwhiffin]

[solarsyrup]

Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games

Wind Waker Bokoblins

Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.

8/10

Twilight Princess Bokoblins

Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.

4/10

Skyward Sword Bokoblins

These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.

6/10

Breath of the Wild Bokoblins

Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!

9/10

???

Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!

10/10

[technophage]

If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin

[solarsyrup]

[baydews-deactivated20190618]

He no like the banana

[paxamericana]

[nvinciblesummer]

Since y'all posted the goddamn date in the smallest print imaginable, that headline is from 2015 and the trans flag in her office is from 2019. She has apologized for her earlier statements and has said she is trying to learn about and better understand the trans community. There are no pure candidates and y'all should have been trying to get that through your thick skulls as soon as Trump was elected instead of trying to drag all the candidates through the mud for things they’re leaving behind now.

[piratical-hyru]

I’ll probably add this image to any post I see trying to “cancel” a left-leaning candidate for not being a fucking saint. If literal perfection is the only alternative to Cheeto Hitler ya’ll will accept then we are all FUCKED!!

[snowysauropteryx]

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

[friend-rice]

[funnylime]

old boys

[birdghost]

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

[odinsblog]

More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse]

I love this because it’s basically just saying “his ideas were so crazy and awful that it motivated people to try and find any other explanation just to prove him wrong” like, so much research was done with the basis of “I fucking hate Freud” what a mood

[littorallbones]

so freud is considered the father because we all disagree with him

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

[sarahconnorjr]

[elisamaza]

[i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self]

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

[elisamaza]

[one-in-lemillion]

[cptablovegood]

[hydro-homies]

“In my day we didn’t complain so mu-”