And the universe said- I love you.

25 | i cant believe i still use this app

[ikimaru]

all the kisses!

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN Attends Paris Fashion Week, 9th March 2025

[389]

ambient

[woodrider]

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

[strawberrypony]

It doesn't

[woodrider]

I already said this

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[whynotfabulous]

You get it

[radiation]

[foxgirltail]

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

No hate but

“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?

[foxgirltail]

What’s not clicking

[faggotri]

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

[faggotri]

text from my girlfriend. im going to fail at sex

[namiiswan-archived]

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about anime

[parsenoire]

Visit Original Link

[mychemicalhappiness]

I think he’s having a breakdown

[evilvillain123456789]

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[smoluglies]

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

[kiyomimooon]

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here