saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and itâs that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and thatâs why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. itâs why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. itâs all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
Like i am just sitting here picturing them all getting together for a meeting like
âShit. Humans are going extinct. What sorts of things do humans doâ
âUh.. build societies?â
âFuck youâre so right Coco. Tom Nook, go reinvent capitalism statâ





















