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Excuse me, i believe you have my children - elpie (horribibble)

pt 1 A knight in shining flannel

When a frantic phone call from his daughter sends him speeding across town, Derek Hale is prepared for the worst. What he finds instead are the Stilinskis. - An AU featuring tiny werewolves, awkward single dads, and one bad babysitter.

pt 2 Hide and go scare the hell out of daddy

When Toby has a meltdown in the middle of the shoe department, Stiles has no idea what to do to calm him down. Derek provides a little helper. - An AU featuring tiny werewolves, awkward single dads, and an ill-timed clothing rack safari.

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You've got whatever's left of me to get - juniperjamboree

Derek never wanted to run a book store in a college town, but when one hyperactive college student stumbles into The Den, he changes his mind.

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A boy in wolf's clothing - kyaticlikestea

Stiles doesn’t really understand what’s going on any more because Derek is Derek and Stiles is Stiles and they’ve always been separate, even though they’re technically mated now, and he doesn’t know when they were expected to become 'Derek and Stiles' the unit. He doesn’t know when Derek wanted to become that, because even though Stiles is at college now and he’s grown out his buzz cut and started working out every Thursday, he’s still Stiles Stilinski, the kid who’s about as co-ordinated as a peace march in Israel, and Derek is still Derek Hale, he of the cheekbones and perpetual sex-hair and brooding looks. Or, five times Stiles turns to the wolf for Halloween, and one time the wolf turns to him.

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Six letter word for romance - TroubleIWant

In which Stiles ships Derek/nice things almost as hard as I do

Or

Stiles definitely starts off thinking it’s fucking hilarious that Derek-sourwolf-Hale does crosswords and cares about scuffs on his furniture.

But at a certain point, and he can’t pinpoint exactly when, “fully functional adult couple” somehow becomes a massive fetish of his. Derek in sweats and bare feet, nudging his glasses up his nose while he does the Sunday crossword? Unff. Derek filling out forms to get some renovations on his property approved? Oh God, yes. Derek putting away groceries and bitching that the corner store was out of the right type of Greek yogurt? Take me now, Stiles thinks, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth.

This can’t be normal.

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You know what I mean - stilinskisparkles

where Allison and Stiles spend the summer catching the bus together and it's awkward as hell, until it's not.

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speak for me - acciolove

As he pours his morning's coffee, he'll stare at the dark liquid with his mouth open, trying to force a sound out. Every time, when he comes up short, it's no more dis-heartening than the day before.

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my taco sparkles - butyoureyessaidyes

The first time he sees Stiles Stilinski, the kid’s on his hands and knees in Derek’s office.

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Or the one where Derek has to battle corporate espionage, meddling family members, clothing turned choking hazards, and inappropriate feelings for his obscenely attractive new intern.

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in case the daylight never comes - plume_bob

There's a relentless dark shape tearing through the pack and that's only the half of it. Stiles just wants to sleep and stop being haunted by the faces of his night-time tormentors. His dad thinks he's suffering from post-traumatic stress, Scott thinks he's suffering the after-effects of the ritual; Stiles thinks they're both reasonable theories, except for the part where Derek Hale is the only thing that can take his nightmares away and it seems that fact is no coincidence.

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love your stupid face - fatale

Stiles imagines himself as a love ‘em and leave ‘em type, if only anyone he liked would allow Stiles to love them with his hand down their pants. He’s a real romantic.

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you could be good for me - hearthevoicessay

For her latest video project Allison asks strangers to kiss for the first time. Derek and Stiles participate.

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when the daylight comes - jeely

Stiles comes stumbling out of the side door, eyes bright and round, and spots him leaning against the wall down the way. Derek's never felt like anything other than a predator, but as Stiles approaches him, all sleek, lean lines and powerful shoulders, he's starting to understand being prey. He's starting to understand being prey that wants to get caught.

  Or: five times Derek left before daylight and one time he stayed.

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professional werewolf witch - reptilianraven

"Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

P.E. turns glances at the crate and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?"God, magic is so fucking weird.

"Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

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be my dar(jee)ling - takeittothestars

‘You alright there? Need any help?’ someone from behind him says, and Derek startles badly from where he’s been judging the tea (Cardamom with ginger for Sherlock Holmes? And almonds for Jack Harkness? Really?). The person laughs when he knocks over a few tins, and Derek knows that laugh. Sure enough, he looks up as he puts Moriartea back on the shelf and it’s Stiles fucking Stilinski, #24 on the lacrosse team and captain of Derek’s heart since he dropped Cora off at a game once, the cutest, hottest thing on the planet since – since – since ever, if Derek’s honest with himself.

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the bride of werewolf satan - siria

"Yes," Stiles says, "that leaves me and Derek to try to infiltrate a murderous werewolf-worshipping cult and pretending to be a bonded couple like that's even a thing and this is still a terrible idea!"

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red lace - badwolfbadwolf

Stiles gets dared to wear red lace panties.

The instant everyone leaves Derek has him pinned against the wall, hands down the back of Stiles’ pants and teeth biting sharply everywhere.

“I want to see,” Derek says plainly against Stiles lips.

Stiles doesn’t argue, hands sliding lower, clumsy fingertips pulling against the hidden red lace.

“No. Everything.” He steps backward, leaving Stiles with heavy glazed eyes and mouth shiny and open.

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bruce would be proud - runningwithdinosaurs

One day a year, every year, for the past seven years, Stiles has a Pixar marathon. On one random Saturday in April (never on the actual anniversary, he couldn’t do it on the actual anniversary), he shuts himself in his room, boots up his laptop and starts with Toy Story.

But as has become typical in Beacon Hills, nothing goes to plan. Which is how Stiles ends up with a feral Derek Hale cuddling him while WALL-E plays in the background.

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the one with the accidental dick pic - officerstilinskihale

Derek has just disappeared out the window when Stiles pulls out his phone, takes a photo of the bottle of lotion on his bedside drawer and sends it to Derek, with the words, "may or may not be thinking about you right now".

He hears a thud just across the tree line outside his house and snickers.