take me for granted, take me on

sup im selene/ocean. im 25 and f is for

[hawberries]

welcome aboard the astral express can i uhhhhhh take your order

[image is an illustration of the astral express crew piled up on top of each other: Himeko casually hoists Welt over her shoulder, who's squinting at a newspaper and pouring coffee into her cup. Dan Heng sits on Welt's back, deadpan and holding a giddy March in his lap, who's got Stelle balanced on her shoulder. Stelle is holding Caelus over her shoulder; both trailblazers look slightly confused. Pompom waves from the top.]

[redpandarascal]

[gerardpilled]

He deleted it so quickly but I need everyone to see this Chris Fleming video because it has fundamentally changed me

[997]

I’m losing my fucking mind

[brainrotdotorg]

Visit Original Link

[Audio ID: Kim Kitsuragi from the video game Disco Elysium saying "The good kush? Harry, this is the dollar store. How good can it be? /End ID]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

WHEN DID I TAG THIS!??

[realpokemon]

My house is being haunted by Unown and they keep making fun of me. Just this morning I burnt my eggs while making breakfast and they lined up to spell “EPIC FAIL” in my kitchen. Can I convince them to stop? :,(

[robichuwu]

[cryptotheism]

Torture the haters to death

[inlovewithadeadman]

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

[cryptotheism]

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

[kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231]

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

[oceanictemple]

yeah so like i haven't posted anything in years so just don't think about the posts before now thanks ily

[glowcowboy]

carrie (1976) isn’t a piece of fiction btw. autistic ppl can just do that

[glowcowboy]

“well she set a school on fire and she exploded a car and killed dozens of people” okay and ? she was overstimulated and covered in pig’s blood. i do the same thing when the tag on my shirt touches my neck wrong

[otherorr]

hark, let him be christened Dolby Digital Hoagie

[capnsaltsquid]

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

[jay-jay-the-jetplane-deactivate]

[brianeno]

I’d kill all of you for my huge ugly cat

[chaobunnyarts]

Turtwig commissions ~

[rmbrndtart]

that’s my wife! ko-fi.com/rmbrndt

[thelovelylights]

This is not my America but I tell you today the devil is a liar. Because it’s gon be my America before it’s all over. Please sign your name on the dotted line.