in space no one can hear you moan like a girl
Ground control here, we can hear you just fine
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@theebunnyqueen
in space no one can hear you moan like a girl
Ground control here, we can hear you just fine
GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
I think I know where she is pal
thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me
1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender
op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.
all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead
and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.
plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams
oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum
you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.
I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja
no but like i want them to actually feel it
you dont like her?