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my name is derek

[ocellatum-h]

hello

[eunuch-birthday]

She's back...

[fairweatheralways]

[factbot]

A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.

[arbdoz]

papa Thomas

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[crabussy]

I like when pigeons wear clothes. my friend the kererū who wears a white tank top because she is so stylish and ready for summer always

[dogpuppy]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[9oq199m4]

hi 5

was educated about the most popular hc of johnny and lenny by my friend theyre the brothers ever in my heart,

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[c4ptianmcd3rp]

isaac we love you

[cardo-de-comer]

what if Isaac met some of the mewgenics characters before everything happened

[szk0dn1k]

Idk if it's just shitty or funny shitty but here's what I was fighting paint for

[c4ptianmcd3rp]

I can do anything. More rig practice

[vockoronst]

what if hitler never sent them and they went to the past to kill other cats just for shits and giggles

btw this is meant to be satirical obviously i dont like nazis/hitler and im making fun of them if that wasn't clear lmao

[shishmish662]

meowwwwwwww<3

[scolopendrysh]

kitschy