I'm insane

Very special sideblog for eighthposting. I'm not well. 🔞🔞🔞

[desscaras-world]

every since i was a little i girl i always knew i wanted to turn a dynamic that is often flanderised by fandom as a parent-child relationship into a weird sex thing

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

[nowesternpromises-deactivated20]

fat hairy man rutting into me and gasping apologies into my shoulder that he’s not gonna last. send post

[octakiseronliker]

🌹

Colum’s head rolls dazedly back onto the edge of the bathtub, exposing to Silas’s gaze the long expanse of his throat, the slight stubble beneath his chin.

[discocritic]

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

[tired-biscuit]

the princess and her honorable knight, who she has to practically beg to let her suck him off because he’s convinced that his lady should NEVER have to stoop so low as to sink on her knees for him.

[chainmaiden-deactivated20260205]

'top or bottom???' wrong ‼️⚔️which one of you is the loyal dog come living weapon and which one of you has the lethal pout and divinity complex ???

[sophsknight]

*hornier for the princess i'm sworn to than should be legal* yes, i vow to stand between you and all danger, your highness.

[valtsv]

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

[iph]

[tri-ciclo]

Ed Ruscha Trust 1967 Gunpowder on paper

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[willjulep]

Yeah, we got to third base last night (I kissed his palm and declared no holy authority stood above him).

[sapphling]

do you have any photos of recent injuries i can react to with chaste decorum

[swagforbirds]

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

[swagforbirds]

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

[veryberryskye]

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

[veryberryskye]

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

[luzon-dove]

WHITEBOY INCEST SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER. GET READY FOR WHITEBOY INCEST AUTUMN