Who Has Never Killed an Hour?

[seventytwo-waterellens]

Pacific Rim is great because of the absolutely fanfiction level of its plot points. Want to pilot the giant robot? You're going to need to share your most painful memories. Who will you share them with? YOUR CRUSH

[sandibullock]

– I’m just telling you now in case my mom says something dumb like you’re fat or whatever. – I thought you said when she says shit like that, it means she cares.

[edesia]

they were non-binary... but no one believed them because they had HUGE TITS

[edesia]

[cannibalchicken]

[wellmetkinsman]

[reallifepotato]

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[memewhore]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[creekfiend]

[wingedcorgi]

vi’s got some impeccable game.

[guerrillatech]

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

i have spotify open, right now on my computer, do you want me to put you on blast? do you want me to blast you? cuz i got your history right here in the side bar: take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER 

(I had a case of the mondays! i had those old monday blues! i was just tryin to chase em away!)

[studentlifeproblems]

[pom-seedss]

Me submitting my 5 page paper anyway

[beameized]

Okay but tad cooper actually became a dragon

[animatedtext]

[fluoresensitivearchived]

hope the slutty bisexual boys are having a good day, hope they’re doing good

[octopus-mischief]

cayteecatt​:

[valtsv]

sword flirting

[valtsv]

its like sword fighting except instead of trying to kill each other when you disarm your partner you kiss. the levels of sluttiness and homoeroticism remain exactly the same.